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Message 1016587 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 3:25:44 UTC

That pun was so bad I'm considering a dose of ARSEnic!
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Message 1016591 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 3:28:48 UTC - in response to Message 1016587.  

That pun was so bad I'm considering a dose of ARSEnic!


Are you saying it STINKS?
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Message 1016592 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 3:29:59 UTC

Yes.

Hey Jim, where are our competitors tonight?

Hey lurkers, we're easy on newbies here. We will treat you with excessive care. Heck, you might even say we'll CAUDAL you...
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Message 1016594 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 3:30:12 UTC - in response to Message 1016580.  

Hey, where did Vic go? For awhile he was hanging on your TAIL...

Doing a STERN shot at You with a surprise Torpedo attack.

I was indisposed in the head/latrine, etc and I had a warm audience too.
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Message 1016595 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 3:30:30 UTC
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Does it stink in here or what. Maybe my Seewer is backing up again.
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Message 1016596 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 3:32:40 UTC

Seeing Eric is a mad scientist, Does he have a LAVATORY?
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Message 1016597 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 3:33:51 UTC
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Woah, it's getting crowded in here! Please don't shove and TUSH.
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Message 1016598 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 3:37:35 UTC

In the Loo?
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Message 1016600 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 3:41:24 UTC

Having trouble with your taxes? The IRS is behind you.
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Message 1016601 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 3:41:39 UTC

Hey Uli, welcome to the Pun Room. For snacks tonight we're handing out TOOSHIE-pops.
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Message 1016605 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 3:53:34 UTC

gee Angela you are kicking my KEESTER.
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Message 1016606 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 3:55:15 UTC
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A sound ASSertion, my friend, and one that is clearly BASEd on "a priori" knowledge as well as "a POSTERIORi" evidence!
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Message 1016610 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 3:58:37 UTC

Of course as with any operation, Some ASSembly is required.
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Message 1016611 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 3:59:31 UTC

Vic has returned... fear not, I will pay him BACK in HIND!
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Message 1016612 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 3:59:34 UTC

Considering that most women think guys are all JACKASSES, youd think that we'd have TWO LEGGS UP on BUTT puns
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Message 1016613 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:02:04 UTC

Indeed.

Well Jim, if you had any hopes of winning tonight, by now I hope I've RECTUM...
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Message 1016616 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:10:07 UTC

Im not ready to COLON quits yet.
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Message 1016617 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:10:44 UTC

Well I'll beat you eventually, just as sure as bees make HINEY.
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Message 1016621 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:16:12 UTC

You know what MOONSHINE is? thats what youll see of my untanned CABOOS.
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Message 1016625 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:18:36 UTC

Nice... two puns in a post. Still your pun account this eveing is hopelessly in arREARs.
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