Wow, this pun war is really, (as the kids say...) FRAICHE! It doesn't take BRICK through my window to get me to COMTE to this thread on Friday nights...

Im getting churned real good tonight,

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Old James

Nice SHARP pun there - very cutting WEDGE... kind of new AGED... but in the LONGHORN run it would be CHEDDAR for you if you just quit right now. You see, I am very competitive and I CAMEMBERT to lose.

Jim, as FONDUE of you as I am, I still will not hesitate to SLICE you up, SHRED you to pieces, and then roll right over you with my CHEVREolay driving around town with you stuck to the car's GRILL.

In QUESO you are unaware, I am a veritable bubbling FONTINA of cheese puns this evening and I intend to keep LOGging on and punning here until you TELEMEA that I am the MUENSTER punster this evening!

I give up Angela! LMAO ,no way can I compete with you tonight. You have grated me and melted me into cheese dip on some nerds tie.
You win and next week you pick the topic,(one i can win I hope)

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Old James

Thank you Jim. I love LEYDEN the pack and beating my friends both far and PANEER. I'm BOURSIN at the seams with cheese puns this evening, but now I must retire as my victory is a FETA accompli!

Ok frightened lurkers. The shooting has stopped and it is safe to come out now!

Ok frightened lurkers. The shooting has stopped and it is safe to come out now!

That me hiding from Angela.

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Old James

Ok frightened lurkers. The shooting has stopped and it is safe to come out now!

Thank goodness this cheese war is over

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Pluto will always be a planet to me.

Seti Ambassador
Not to late to order an Anni Shirt

Perhaps it has only begun. When all of Europe wakes up, I may be toast... Those Europeans know their cheese!!!

A grilled cheese on toast anyone:)

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Old James

Perhaps it has only begun. When all of Europe wakes up, I may be toast... Those Europeans know their cheese!!!

We do know our quiche

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Pluto will always be a planet to me.

Seti Ambassador
Not to late to order an Anni Shirt

Perhaps it has only begun. When all of Europe wakes up, I may be toast... Those Europeans know their cheese!!!

We do know our quiche

Is that like the quiche and the dead?

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Old James

Sorry to be late, but business travel got in the whey. Like they say, absence makes the heart grow fondue. Curd to me that I should wade in anyway, as what I've read so far just makes me cheddar. Looks like a real muenster of a topic. Too bad it is over though, a feta accompli so to speak. We have a real Krafty bunch on this thread. I wonder what will happen when we goat to the next topic?

PS: isn't it amazing how many cheese varieties you can find with Google?

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Ok, who's been speaking gobbledegook...

Sorry to be late, but business travel got in the whey. Like they say, absence makes the heart grow fondue. Curd to me that I should wade in anyway, as what I've read so far just makes me cheddar. Looks like a real muenster of a topic. Too bad it is over though, a feta accompli so to speak. We have a real Krafty bunch on this thread. I wonder what will happen when we goat to the next topic?

We'll be grilled on toast.

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Join the PACK!

Sorry to be late, but business travel got in the whey. Like they say, absence makes the heart grow fondue. Curd to me that I should wade in anyway, as what I've read so far just makes me cheddar. Looks like a real muenster of a topic. Too bad it is over though, a feta accompli so to speak. We have a real Krafty bunch on this thread. I wonder what will happen when we goat to the next topic?

We'll be grilled on toast.

As long as It's not Burnt Toast. :D

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

And they drink coffee.

This joint is open for bad puns.


There was gossip oolumnist who was always fabricating stories about famous people. One day he recieved an invitaion to go fishing on a charter boat.
In his exurburance every time he played his line out he would hook a fellow fisherman and make him fall overboard. Well after the 5th time the boat captain whacked him over the head and threw him over baord. I quess you could say he got tired of the gossip guy CASTING A PERSONS.



So what say you?

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Old James

This joint is open for bad puns.


There was gossip oolumnist who was always fabricating stories about famous people. One day he recieved an invitaion to go fishing on a charter boat.
In his exurburance every time he played his line out he would hook a fellow fisherman and make him fall overboard. Well after the 5th time the boat captain whacked him over the head and threw him over baord. I quess you could say he got tired of the gossip guy CASTING A PERSONS.



So what say you?

Clearly, the captain went OVERBOARD. If he wasn't such a BEAD HEAD, he would have known that BACKING DOWN a little would LIMIT the potential of his patrons becoming LUNKER LURES. The guy is a first rate CHUM BAG.

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Join the PACK!

Are you guys still FLOUNDERING around with fish-related puns? I hate to CARP on the subject, but it would only take a MINNOWmum of effort to come up with something new...