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Message 991484 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 0:06:52 UTC - in response to Message 991480.  

... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia.


You could try your milk of magma-nesia with some orange juice and vodka...

'Course, then it would be a Phillips Screwdriver.

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Message 991498 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 1:22:40 UTC - in response to Message 991484.  

... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia.


You could try your milk of magma-nesia with some orange juice and vodka...

'Course, then it would be a Phillips Screwdriver.

All while We LAVA our asses off.
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Message 991512 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 1:56:37 UTC - in response to Message 991498.  

... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia.


You could try your milk of magma-nesia with some orange juice and vodka...

'Course, then it would be a Phillips Screwdriver.

All while We LAVA our asses off.

Didn't you mean lava our gasses off? That may be a bit more in venting.
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Message 991517 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 2:06:20 UTC

Try new liquid lava soap. It burns the grime right off.
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Message 991519 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 2:11:58 UTC - in response to Message 991512.  

... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia.


You could try your milk of magma-nesia with some orange juice and vodka...

'Course, then it would be a Phillips Screwdriver.

All while We LAVA our asses off.

Didn't you mean lava our gasses off? That may be a bit more in venting.

Well put Yer arms down, We're getting enough volcanic GASses(VOG) as It is now, Anymore and We'll fall right on our GLASSES.
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Message 991530 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 2:34:27 UTC

Who ever wins this week PUMICE me the lava has FLOWED its course.
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Message 991533 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 2:44:43 UTC - in response to Message 991530.  
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Who ever wins this week PUMICE me the lava has FLOWED its course.

Well I PUMICE to LAVA off for a bit(this thread), As My back is CRATERED(OA).
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Message 991541 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 4:30:19 UTC

Sorry I'm late. Had to finish a work-related project. I really hate it when my work week OVER-FLOWS. I especially hate having to write so many insurance reports for companies like ETNA.

There are so many other things I would have rather done than work this evening. I'd rather watch PELEE play soccer, or eat RAINIER cherries, or chomp through a nice FUJI apple. I'd rather play the TAMBORAine or even go whale hunting (anybody know what to do with a whale carcass after you KILAUEA?)

Anyway, I'm glad I finally made it to this party. I see we're all playing a round of PINATUBO on the donkey!
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Message 991542 - Posted: 24 Apr 2010, 4:44:23 UTC - in response to Message 991541.  

Well now that You've gone all Mt MAZAMA on us, We'll to have wait and see what EMISSIONS You produce next, It should be a real GAS. :) Ok I'm all CALDERAed out for the moment and will LAKE It to You Angela. :D
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Message 992320 - Posted: 27 Apr 2010, 15:56:18 UTC
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Did you here about the Mayor who was driving drunk? Well it seems he had topped his tankard one time to many at the local tavern. On his way home he passed out and his foot naturally stomped down on the gas pedal. He was doing good till he hit the curve at 90 miles per hour. Seems that on that curve was a tire store, a barber shop and the edge of a farmers field where he sold those big round bales of hay. Yep he hit all three.
The locals call it the day the Mayor was Tired,Latherd,and Rolled out of town on a Bale.
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Message 993120 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 1:30:34 UTC

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Message 993122 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 1:36:50 UTC

So here we are for another Friday of subPAR CHEESY puns.
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Message 993139 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 3:46:12 UTC
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Cheesy puns are always GOUDA.

(SORRY to TROUBLE you... were you going for Parcheesi or cheese?)
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Message 993140 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 4:05:06 UTC

Well i love cheese so lets get into a blood CURDling pun war.
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Message 993145 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 4:27:11 UTC

Oooooo cheese!

Sorry if I made you SWISS topics. If you think you can beat me in a cheese-pun war, then you don't know JACK!
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Message 993148 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 4:37:04 UTC

I will make your cheese puns stink like LIMBURGER, I will out pun you till you are BLUE in the face. I am a AMERICAN cheese lover man.
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Message 993149 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 4:38:44 UTC

Please excuse my distraction, I was busy watching East of EDAM. I suppose you think you can just BRIEeze in here and win this thing. For me, winning pun wars is a COTTAGE industry, so I'll just STRING you along for awhile...
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Message 993152 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 4:51:45 UTC

**mandatory groan**
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Message 993153 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 4:54:34 UTC
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What are you BASING that groan on? I can WHEY in on this topic all night. When it comes to cheese, I am the GRATEr punster, while you all are BABYBELs. I will RIND you all down until I not only win this cheese marathon, but I fairly LAPPI you while doing it. In other words, I'm going to CREAM you!!!

(Hey where is that old GOAT Mr. Finkleberry this evening?)
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Message 993156 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 5:01:55 UTC

And the SAGA of you wanting to win all the time Just breaks my HAVARTI. I hope i dont get he BAVARIAN BLUs for a month.
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