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Alan Smith Send message Joined: 19 Sep 00 Posts: 106 Credit: 26,816 RAC: 0 |
... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia. You could try your milk of magma-nesia with some orange juice and vodka... 'Course, then it would be a Phillips Screwdriver. "If stupidity were like a toothache, something would have been done about it long ago" |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65709 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia. All while We LAVA our asses off. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Mumps [MM] Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30 |
... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia. Didn't you mean lava our gasses off? That may be a bit more in venting. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Try new liquid lava soap. It burns the grime right off. [/quote] Old James |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65709 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
... but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia. Well put Yer arms down, We're getting enough volcanic GASses(VOG) as It is now, Anymore and We'll fall right on our GLASSES. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Who ever wins this week PUMICE me the lava has FLOWED its course. [/quote] Old James |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65709 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Who ever wins this week PUMICE me the lava has FLOWED its course. Well I PUMICE to LAVA off for a bit(this thread), As My back is CRATERED(OA). The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Sorry I'm late. Had to finish a work-related project. I really hate it when my work week OVER-FLOWS. I especially hate having to write so many insurance reports for companies like ETNA. There are so many other things I would have rather done than work this evening. I'd rather watch PELEE play soccer, or eat RAINIER cherries, or chomp through a nice FUJI apple. I'd rather play the TAMBORAine or even go whale hunting (anybody know what to do with a whale carcass after you KILAUEA?) Anyway, I'm glad I finally made it to this party. I see we're all playing a round of PINATUBO on the donkey! |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65709 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Well now that You've gone all Mt MAZAMA on us, We'll to have wait and see what EMISSIONS You produce next, It should be a real GAS. :) Ok I'm all CALDERAed out for the moment and will LAKE It to You Angela. :D The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Did you here about the Mayor who was driving drunk? Well it seems he had topped his tankard one time to many at the local tavern. On his way home he passed out and his foot naturally stomped down on the gas pedal. He was doing good till he hit the curve at 90 miles per hour. Seems that on that curve was a tire store, a barber shop and the edge of a farmers field where he sold those big round bales of hay. Yep he hit all three. The locals call it the day the Mayor was Tired,Latherd,and Rolled out of town on a Bale. [/quote] Old James |
Mumps [MM] Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30 |
*sigh* |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
So here we are for another Friday of subPAR CHEESY puns. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Cheesy puns are always GOUDA. (SORRY to TROUBLE you... were you going for Parcheesi or cheese?) |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Well i love cheese so lets get into a blood CURDling pun war. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Oooooo cheese! Sorry if I made you SWISS topics. If you think you can beat me in a cheese-pun war, then you don't know JACK! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
I will make your cheese puns stink like LIMBURGER, I will out pun you till you are BLUE in the face. I am a AMERICAN cheese lover man. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Please excuse my distraction, I was busy watching East of EDAM. I suppose you think you can just BRIEeze in here and win this thing. For me, winning pun wars is a COTTAGE industry, so I'll just STRING you along for awhile... |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
**mandatory groan** |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
What are you BASING that groan on? I can WHEY in on this topic all night. When it comes to cheese, I am the GRATEr punster, while you all are BABYBELs. I will RIND you all down until I not only win this cheese marathon, but I fairly LAPPI you while doing it. In other words, I'm going to CREAM you!!! (Hey where is that old GOAT Mr. Finkleberry this evening?) |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
And the SAGA of you wanting to win all the time Just breaks my HAVARTI. I hope i dont get he BAVARIAN BLUs for a month. [/quote] Old James |
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