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Message 989583 - Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 15:22:44 UTC
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Other one was getting long.

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1. Anyone can post a pun at any time.

2. On Fridays around 9:00 PM EDT (mostly) we have a pun war that is based on a certain theme. Something new we started last week was the winner gets to pick the theme.



So Mumps you get to call the SHOTS this week.
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Message 989584 - Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 15:36:21 UTC

So Mumps you get to call the SHOTS this week.


Oooh goody, I'll have the middle one please Mumps!


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Message 989630 - Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 19:51:30 UTC - in response to Message 989584.

So Mumps you get to call the SHOTS this week.


Oooh goody, I'll have the middle one please Mumps!


This a shot in the dark, but I'll guess you have a wee taste for "la fée verte".

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Message 989634 - Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 20:01:45 UTC

"la fée verte".


But of course, Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder .... ;

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Message 989644 - Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 20:47:35 UTC

Oh friends! I don't want to ACT like a DRAMA queen here, but I just checked our calendar and realized that we have theatre tickets for this evening (part of a packaged series deal that I purchased well before the onset of Friday Night Pun War) Alas, the pun SHOW must go on without me this evening. With all of your great punning, I'm sure the STAGE is already set, for you to bring the HOUSE down!

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Message 989647 - Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 21:05:59 UTC

OK we won't make a SCENE out of it or ACT up over it. We'll just waiyt in the WINGS until you get your LINES uncrossed.
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Message 989655 - Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 22:10:09 UTC

Well, if the theme is up to me, how about I just float a topic to start with? I think there may be a lava puns to be foundry in playing off this wonderful issue those poor UK residents are flaming about. Shall we start up our volcano pun war while I run the daughter off for dinner?

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Message 989662 - Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 22:38:12 UTC - in response to Message 989655.

I'll probably make an ash of myself...
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Message 989664 - Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 22:44:34 UTC

I'll go with the flow. It might prove to be explosive.
This place will be erupting in puns, and we should be spewing spoonerisms like Old Faithful.
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Message 989669 - Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 23:07:40 UTC

Oh this thread is going to be a HOT SPOT tonight! Sounds like fun to the highest order of MAGMAtude! (Or should that be MAGMATUBE?)

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Message 989683 - Posted: 16 Apr 2010, 23:42:33 UTC

Hi Angela...

I didn't graduate magma cum-laude and I'll just fall into a ring of fire. I can't handle the pressure and I'll end up venting anger and frustration.
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Message 989706 - Posted: 17 Apr 2010, 0:34:39 UTC

Gotta go now. Date night at the Korpela's! For some reason I have a hankering to have this for dinner....

Chicken VESUVIUS!!!

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Message 989711 - Posted: 17 Apr 2010, 0:52:31 UTC

Sorry that you wont be here Angela. And I bet Eric is all HOT and IGNITED about about some play. Are you going to make him wear his best SOOT?
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Message 989738 - Posted: 17 Apr 2010, 2:25:51 UTC

I had a dream that i was driving a Sorento up a volcano in Hawaii, When my car went into the cone. My wife finally woke me up when she kept hearing me MOANING KIA.


Yeah its bad, but its fits Mumps theme. :)
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Message 989751 - Posted: 17 Apr 2010, 3:47:54 UTC

Sorry to have been such an ash of a toast. It's been quite hot around here this evening. Seems like this may have been a wasteland of a night to have consumed this particular flow. Lava chances for interesting formations. But with the high ashen-tee rate, they went straight to the sea, like many other steaming flows. :-)

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Message 989756 - Posted: 17 Apr 2010, 4:02:56 UTC

a steaming flow. reminds me of a hot cup of steaming joe. Ill take mine basaltic black with two slumps.
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Message 989768 - Posted: 17 Apr 2010, 6:16:19 UTC

And I bet Eric is all HOT and IGNITED about about some play.

Yes, poor Eric! All he wanted to do was VENT. Eric will do anything to get out of going to a play... break an arm, break a leg, KRAKATOA.

Well, sorry I missed all the fun here. See you all CRATER!

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Message 989773 - Posted: 17 Apr 2010, 6:41:52 UTC

Welcome back Angela, As you can see the place was DORMANT with out you.
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Message 989777 - Posted: 17 Apr 2010, 6:53:12 UTC
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Yeah the place hasn't exactly been VOLCANIC around here without Yer TUBEular puns and such while You LAVAed US for the outing You had. But then Yers are really highly EXPLOSIVE, LAVAing My head off.
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Message 989791 - Posted: 17 Apr 2010, 8:22:43 UTC

KRAKATOA.


Now that was very funnel!
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