Puns O Fun 2

Author	Message
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1016629 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:22:00 UTC That why I have a night job. My CaREAR as a punist not very CHEEKY. [/quote] Old James ID: 1016629 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65746 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1016630 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:23:05 UTC My Gluteus Maximus It is, look what's REARing up It's ugly cigarette BUTT. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1016630 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1016632 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:25:22 UTC Last modified: 17 Jul 2010, 4:28:49 UTC That why I have a night job. My CaREAR as a punist not very CHEEKY. At least it is better than your career as a chemist when you were cooking up puns on a BUNSen burner. ID: 1016632 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1016633 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:28:22 UTC It sure would hurt to be whipped with a tennis racket. HOT CROSSED BUNS anyone? [/quote] Old James ID: 1016633 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1016634 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:31:01 UTC Last modified: 17 Jul 2010, 4:31:19 UTC Hey Jim, remember your career writing jingles? See the USA in your DERRIERE! I wonder why that one never sold... ID: 1016634 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1016636 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:34:11 UTC Last modified: 17 Jul 2010, 4:35:40 UTC Or the first model of the flesh colored JOHN DERRIERE tractors. [/quote] Old James ID: 1016636 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1016637 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:35:36 UTC Hey Jim, remember when you were a professional golfer? I believed you played eighteen HOLES a day! ID: 1016637 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1016639 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:37:29 UTC - in response to Message 1016637. Hey Jim, remember when you were a professional golfer? I believed you played eighteen HOLES a day! BUTT DR. [/quote] Old James ID: 1016639 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1016642 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:38:11 UTC Of course, there were all those years that you made a living creating customized MUDFLAPS for truckers... ID: 1016642 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1016643 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:40:39 UTC You know what a loin cloth is? a BUTTFLAP. [/quote] Old James ID: 1016643 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1016644 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:41:06 UTC Oh how you do PRATtle on... ID: 1016644 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65746 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1016649 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:47:04 UTC - in response to Message 1016644. Last modified: 17 Jul 2010, 4:47:39 UTC Oh how you do PRATtle on... Ya sure that isn't a death rattle I here coming from ASTERN. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1016649 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1016651 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:49:02 UTC Not at all! We're just discussing Jim's many careers. Sad thing is though, in this terrible economy there are so few OPENINGS... ID: 1016651 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1016653 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:50:28 UTC Shake n Bake, when you go to a nude beach and get a sunburn on your rump. [/quote] Old James ID: 1016653 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1016654 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:51:44 UTC Your logic is FUNDAMENTally flawed Jim. I always use sunscreen. ID: 1016654 ·

Uli Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1	Message 1016656 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:57:25 UTC Man, I thought POOP is the subject. U Sheilas confuse Me Pluto will always be a planet to me. Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt ID: 1016656 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1016657 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 4:59:18 UTC Well, Angela You have done and kicked my booty so hard, you put a big crack in it. I officially declare you the winner. [/quote] Old James ID: 1016657 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1016659 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 5:01:23 UTC Thank goodness we've finally come to the TAIL END of this terrible pun war! Thank you for the win. ID: 1016659 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 1016661 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 5:05:01 UTC Last modified: 17 Jul 2010, 5:05:49 UTC It was fun trying to get the BUTTer of you. Maybe next week my friend. [/quote] Old James ID: 1016661 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 1016664 - Posted: 17 Jul 2010, 5:11:43 UTC Last modified: 17 Jul 2010, 5:11:57 UTC Any Spinal Tap fans out there? ID: 1016664 ·

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