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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Other one was getting long. Simple Guidelines 1. Anyone can post a pun at any time. 2. On Fridays around 9:00 PM EDT (mostly) we have a pun war that is based on a certain theme. Something new we started last week was the winner gets to pick the theme. So Mumps you get to call the SHOTS this week. [/quote] Old James |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
So Mumps you get to call the SHOTS this week. This a shot in the dark, but I'll guess you have a wee taste for "la fée verte". ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Oh friends! I don't want to ACT like a DRAMA queen here, but I just checked our calendar and realized that we have theatre tickets for this evening (part of a packaged series deal that I purchased well before the onset of Friday Night Pun War) Alas, the pun SHOW must go on without me this evening. With all of your great punning, I'm sure the STAGE is already set, for you to bring the HOUSE down! |
Mumps [MM] Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30 |
Well, if the theme is up to me, how about I just float a topic to start with? I think there may be a lava puns to be foundry in playing off this wonderful issue those poor UK residents are flaming about. Shall we start up our volcano pun war while I run the daughter off for dinner? |
Alan Smith Send message Joined: 19 Sep 00 Posts: 106 Credit: 26,816 RAC: 0 |
I'll probably make an ash of myself... "If stupidity were like a toothache, something would have been done about it long ago" |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
I'll go with the flow. It might prove to be explosive. This place will be erupting in puns, and we should be spewing spoonerisms like Old Faithful. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Oh this thread is going to be a HOT SPOT tonight! Sounds like fun to the highest order of MAGMAtude! (Or should that be MAGMATUBE?) |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
Hi Angela... I didn't graduate magma cum-laude and I'll just fall into a ring of fire. I can't handle the pressure and I'll end up venting anger and frustration. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Gotta go now. Date night at the Korpela's! For some reason I have a hankering to have this for dinner.... Chicken VESUVIUS!!! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Sorry that you wont be here Angela. And I bet Eric is all HOT and IGNITED about about some play. Are you going to make him wear his best SOOT? [/quote] Old James |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
I had a dream that i was driving a Sorento up a volcano in Hawaii, When my car went into the cone. My wife finally woke me up when she kept hearing me MOANING KIA. Yeah its bad, but its fits Mumps theme. :) [/quote] Old James |
Mumps [MM] Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30 |
Sorry to have been such an ash of a toast. It's been quite hot around here this evening. Seems like this may have been a wasteland of a night to have consumed this particular flow. Lava chances for interesting formations. But with the high ashen-tee rate, they went straight to the sea, like many other steaming flows. :-) |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
a steaming flow. reminds me of a hot cup of steaming joe. Ill take mine basaltic black with two slumps. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
And I bet Eric is all HOT and IGNITED about about some play. Yes, poor Eric! All he wanted to do was VENT. Eric will do anything to get out of going to a play... break an arm, break a leg, KRAKATOA. Well, sorry I missed all the fun here. See you all CRATER! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Welcome back Angela, As you can see the place was DORMANT with out you. [/quote] Old James |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65737 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Yeah the place hasn't exactly been VOLCANIC around here without Yer TUBEular puns and such while You LAVAed US for the outing You had. But then Yers are really highly EXPLOSIVE, LAVAing My head off. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
Hi James, VW, Chris and Mumps. Sorry I missed all the fun last night. I was watching the hockey quarter-finals, and my team was a force of nature . They were strong and did not buckle and fold under pressure. Not too many slips, but some faults resulted in penalties. 'Till next week. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65737 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Hi James, VW, Chris and Mumps. Sorry I missed all the fun last night. Well as long as We all don't go KRAKATOAed on somebody too much. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Mumps [MM] Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30 |
After the meltdown we had for a Pun War last week, I wonder if anyone will rise from the ashes to expel a topic for the evenings festivities. |
Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 3868 Credit: 2,697,267 RAC: 0 |
Well nothing erupts to mind right away. You may have to ash someone else. I'm staring at my lava lamp, and can't come up with anything. My mind has gone dormant. I could call up the craterers, but then I eat too much and need milk of magma-nesia. |
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