Puns O Fun 2

Other one was getting long.

Simple Guidelines
1. Anyone can post a pun at any time.

2. On Fridays around 9:00 PM EDT (mostly) we have a pun war that is based on a certain theme. Something new we started last week was the winner gets to pick the theme.



So Mumps you get to call the SHOTS this week.
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So Mumps you get to call the SHOTS this week.

"la fée verte".

Oh friends! I don't want to ACT like a DRAMA queen here, but I just checked our calendar and realized that we have theatre tickets for this evening (part of a packaged series deal that I purchased well before the onset of Friday Night Pun War) Alas, the pun SHOW must go on without me this evening. With all of your great punning, I'm sure the STAGE is already set, for you to bring the HOUSE down!

OK we won't make a SCENE out of it or ACT up over it. We'll just waiyt in the WINGS until you get your LINES uncrossed.
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Well, if the theme is up to me, how about I just float a topic to start with? I think there may be a lava puns to be foundry in playing off this wonderful issue those poor UK residents are flaming about. Shall we start up our volcano pun war while I run the daughter off for dinner?

Oh this thread is going to be a HOT SPOT tonight! Sounds like fun to the highest order of MAGMAtude! (Or should that be MAGMATUBE?)

Gotta go now. Date night at the Korpela's! For some reason I have a hankering to have this for dinner....

Chicken VESUVIUS!!!

Sorry that you wont be here Angela. And I bet Eric is all HOT and IGNITED about about some play. Are you going to make him wear his best SOOT?
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I had a dream that i was driving a Sorento up a volcano in Hawaii, When my car went into the cone. My wife finally woke me up when she kept hearing me MOANING KIA.


Yeah its bad, but its fits Mumps theme. :)
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Sorry to have been such an ash of a toast. It's been quite hot around here this evening. Seems like this may have been a wasteland of a night to have consumed this particular flow. Lava chances for interesting formations. But with the high ashen-tee rate, they went straight to the sea, like many other steaming flows. :-)

a steaming flow. reminds me of a hot cup of steaming joe. Ill take mine basaltic black with two slumps.
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And I bet Eric is all HOT and IGNITED about about some play.

Welcome back Angela, As you can see the place was DORMANT with out you.
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KRAKATOA.