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Message 984351 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:52:38 UTC

Ill wait till it comes out in PAPERBONE.

I'll wait for the TV version to come out on some CHANNEL.
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Message 984352 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:55:09 UTC - in response to Message 984351.  

Ill wait till it comes out in PAPERBONE.

I'll wait for the TV version to come out on some CHANNEL.


maybe you can CATCH it on the air WAVES.
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Message 984353 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:55:19 UTC

The penguin is mightier than the swordfish.
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Message 984354 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:55:38 UTC

Aye, I was out of line.
Don't ya just love to cuttle up with a good brook?

Oh yes! I believe it was Emily Dickinson who said "There is no FRIGATE like a BROOK...."
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Message 984355 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:58:40 UTC

I shall cast my nets upon the waters, and become a fisher of manatees.

~From the Good Brook
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Message 984356 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:00:32 UTC

That last pun had me REELING with laughter!
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Message 984357 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:01:11 UTC
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I like PENCILFISH better than QUILLFISH, You need an OTTER to soak up the Quillfish.

where do BARFISH go to drink? Why the SANDBAR of course.
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Message 984359 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:04:53 UTC

Jim, that startling STRING of puns is making me DINGY! Your SWELL HEAD must be BILGING with puns as well... what is your CAPSIZE?
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Message 984360 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:05:21 UTC

If I only had a sand dollar for everytime I heard that pearl.
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Message 984362 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:13:21 UTC

I don't mean to carp, but remember;
At the end of the rainbowfish, is a pot of goldfish!
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Message 984363 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:13:54 UTC

Will nobody give up this evening? How long are you going to PLAY ON THIS LINE? To paraphrase MARLIN Brando, I try to get out, but you guys keep pulling me back in!
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Message 984364 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:15:14 UTC

when you CAST your seed upon the waters do you get PARROTFISH?
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Message 984365 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:19:06 UTC

I'm laughing so hard at that one I have to DAB my eyes! I'm sorry, I just can't KELP MAHIself!!!
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Message 984367 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:23:29 UTC

O! Roe is me! I am a damselfish in distress.
I conchcede; Angela, I sea, is sailing off to victory.
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Message 984368 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:23:55 UTC

Im a MAN-OF-WAR-FISH, Thats why my wife is allways saying we are all AHOLEHOLE.

I counter that with saying she is a BICHIR:)
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Message 984369 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:28:26 UTC

O! Roe is me! I am a damselfish in distress.
I conchcede; Angela, I sea, is sailing off to victory.

One down! Goodnight Karen.

Unfortunately it seems that Jim is not going to let me SKATE out of here tonight with an easy win. Oh well... I can BREAM, can't I?
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Message 984370 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:30:17 UTC

Goodnight KIC53. I smell blood in the water Angela is SHARK BAIT now,
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Message 984372 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:33:01 UTC

Ha! I'll give you some LUMPFISH to remember me by! I'll FILLET you yet! I still have plenty of FIGHT in me and I'm not at the END OF MY LINE yet...
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Message 984374 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:35:16 UTC

Ill cut your line and see your SINKER pull you to the briny deep.
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Message 984375 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:36:49 UTC

Are your GRUBby little fingers still typing out puns in this FRIDAY NIGHT FISH FRY?
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