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James Sotherden Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6050 Credit: 14,681,842 RAC: 23,427	Message 984314 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:52:41 UTC
	So youd be TONS O FUN if you ate scallops? ____________
	ID: 984314 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 7572 Credit: 870,904 RAC: 1,488	Message 984316 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:54:26 UTC
	Wow, these puns just CONCH you on the head, don't they? I can see that nobody is going to CODdle me tonight. Yes, there's no TROUT about it... with this kind of stress I'm going to need to relax with a REEFer or two before we FINish.
	ID: 984316 ·

klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 984317 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:54:54 UTC
	I will catch up with you, as soon as I finish my hamburger, with lettuce, tomatoe and grunion. ____________ ... *BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD* ...
	ID: 984317 ·

James Sotherden Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6050 Credit: 14,681,842 RAC: 23,427	Message 984318 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:57:08 UTC
	Ive got my NETS out and my drag lines SETI. now to see if i can catch some puns. ____________
	ID: 984318 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 7572 Credit: 870,904 RAC: 1,488	Message 984320 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:00:02 UTC
	With puns like that it is hard to keep an even KEEL. I'm really trying not to FLY off the handle. GAR!
	ID: 984320 ·

James Sotherden Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6050 Credit: 14,681,842 RAC: 23,427	Message 984323 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:04:02 UTC
	Im just going to have to start lifting my BARBEL just to keep my head above the SURF. ____________
	ID: 984323 ·

Misfit Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21680 Credit: 2,443,662 RAC: 0	Message 984324 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:05:26 UTC - in response to Message 984269.
	You know, I just can't stay CRANKy around you guys! I love being a Friday night pun SPINNER. (Hey, did anybody pm Misfit? This is his big chance to post gratuitous pictures of JIGGLING LURES!!!)
	ID: 984324 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 7572 Credit: 870,904 RAC: 1,488	Message 984325 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:07:01 UTC
	Misfit, are you for CREEL?!!!??!!! (What a CAST of characters!) Jim and Karen, do you do these puns via STREAM of consciousness?
	ID: 984325 ·

klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 984326 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:07:22 UTC
	Continue to roe on, I must fly. Please don't float adrift. It's time to walk my neighbor's Pug. She's a cute little mud puppy. ____________ ... *BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD* ...
	ID: 984326 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 7572 Credit: 870,904 RAC: 1,488	Message 984329 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:11:47 UTC Last modified: 27 Mar 2010, 4:12:59 UTC
	What an interesting ANGLE! Don't let the mud puppy WADER too DEEP in puddles! Wet dogs can smell quite MUSKE...
	ID: 984329 ·

msattler Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 34138 Credit: 343,485,779 RAC: 540,010	Message 984330 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:13:03 UTC
	You want puns and plays on words........ You infantiels...... Try the Gibert and Sullivan operettas Simple fools...... Never sick at sea.......... ____________ ****** "Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty." As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
	ID: 984330 ·

James Sotherden Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6050 Credit: 14,681,842 RAC: 23,427	Message 984331 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:13:19 UTC
	make sure you dont step on any CRAPPYS. ____________
	ID: 984331 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 7572 Credit: 870,904 RAC: 1,488	Message 984334 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:20:50 UTC
	You infantiels...... Hey, who you calling an URCHIN? Insult us again and I won't spare the ROD!
	ID: 984334 ·

msattler Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 34138 Credit: 343,485,779 RAC: 540,010	Message 984335 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:24:10 UTC
	This is a charming low budget version.......... Oh, hardly ever.........and I never say big big D........ ____________ ****** "Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty." As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
	ID: 984335 ·

James Sotherden Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6050 Credit: 14,681,842 RAC: 23,427	Message 984336 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:24:19 UTC
	WEll misfit certainly is letting the pun FLY. What is he FISHING for? ____________
	ID: 984336 ·

klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 984337 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:26:03 UTC - in response to Message 984334.
	You infantiels...... Hey, who you calling an URCHIN? Insult us again and I won't spare the ROD! Knot to worry, schooner or baiter he'll come about! ____________ ... *BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD* ...
	ID: 984337 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 7572 Credit: 870,904 RAC: 1,488	Message 984338 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:29:19 UTC
	WEll misfit certainly is letting the pun FLY. What is he FISHING for? I could PONDer that all night and still have no idea. All I do know is that I'm very VESTed in winning this pun war tonight. Karen and Jim, have you each reached your LIMIT yet?
	ID: 984338 ·

msattler Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 34138 Credit: 343,485,779 RAC: 540,010	Message 984339 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:31:38 UTC - in response to Message 984334.
	You infantiels...... Hey, who you calling an URCHIN? Insult us again and I won't spare the ROD! Get down on the ground, you possum scum. Thou not insult a king wiht yoor eatthly ways. YOu know nothing of peasents and prraise. where you come from, or whence come your ways. ____________ ****** "Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty." As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
	ID: 984339 ·

klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0	Message 984340 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:33:51 UTC
	Oh, my aching mussels, call me a sturgeon! Who's idea was it for this clambake? Beluga! Beluga I say! ____________ ... *BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD* ...
	ID: 984340 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 7572 Credit: 870,904 RAC: 1,488	Message 984342 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:37:46 UTC
	Oh, my aching mussels, call me a sturgeon! Oh boo-hoo, cry me a RIVER! I'll LAND both you and Jim and still have time to watch Ricki LAKE and SURF the internet...
	ID: 984342 ·

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