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Message 984314 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:52:41 UTC

So youd be TONS O FUN if you ate scallops?


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Message 984316 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:54:26 UTC

Wow, these puns just CONCH you on the head, don't they?

I can see that nobody is going to CODdle me tonight. Yes, there's no TROUT about it... with this kind of stress I'm going to need to relax with a REEFer or two before we FINish.

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Message 984317 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:54:54 UTC

I will catch up with you, as soon as I finish my hamburger, with lettuce, tomatoe and grunion.


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Message 984318 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:57:08 UTC

Ive got my NETS out and my drag lines SETI. now to see if i can catch some puns.


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Message 984320 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:00:02 UTC

With puns like that it is hard to keep an even KEEL. I'm really trying not to FLY off the handle. GAR!

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Message 984323 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:04:02 UTC

Im just going to have to start lifting my BARBEL just to keep my head above the SURF.


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Message 984324 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:05:26 UTC - in response to Message 984269.

You know, I just can't stay CRANKy around you guys! I love being a Friday night pun SPINNER.

(Hey, did anybody pm Misfit? This is his big chance to post gratuitous pictures of JIGGLING LURES!!!)

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Message 984325 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:07:01 UTC

Misfit, are you for CREEL?!!!??!!! (What a CAST of characters!)

Jim and Karen, do you do these puns via STREAM of consciousness?

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Message 984326 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:07:22 UTC

Continue to roe on, I must fly. Please don't float adrift.
It's time to walk my neighbor's Pug. She's a cute little mud puppy.


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Message 984329 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:11:47 UTC
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What an interesting ANGLE! Don't let the mud puppy WADER too DEEP in puddles! Wet dogs can smell quite MUSKE...

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Message 984330 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:13:03 UTC

You want puns and plays on words........

You infantiels......

Try the Gibert and Sullivan operettas

Simple fools......

Never sick at sea..........


Kitties make wonderful traveling companions on your journey through life.

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Message 984331 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:13:19 UTC

make sure you dont step on any CRAPPYS.


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Message 984334 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:20:50 UTC

You infantiels......

Hey, who you calling an URCHIN? Insult us again and I won't spare the ROD!

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Message 984335 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:24:10 UTC

This is a charming low budget version..........
Oh, hardly ever.........and I never say big big D........


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Message 984336 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:24:19 UTC

WEll misfit certainly is letting the pun FLY. What is he FISHING for?


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Message 984337 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:26:03 UTC - in response to Message 984334.

You infantiels......

Hey, who you calling an URCHIN? Insult us again and I won't spare the ROD!

Knot to worry, schooner or baiter he'll come about!

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Message 984338 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:29:19 UTC

WEll misfit certainly is letting the pun FLY. What is he FISHING for?

I could PONDer that all night and still have no idea.

All I do know is that I'm very VESTed in winning this pun war tonight. Karen and Jim, have you each reached your LIMIT yet?

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Message 984339 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:31:38 UTC - in response to Message 984334.

You infantiels......

Hey, who you calling an URCHIN? Insult us again and I won't spare the ROD!

Get down on the ground, you possum scum.

Thou not insult a king wiht yoor eatthly ways.

YOu know nothing of peasents and prraise.

where you come from, or whence come your ways.
Kitties make wonderful traveling companions on your journey through life.

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Message 984340 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:33:51 UTC

Oh, my aching mussels, call me a sturgeon!
Who's idea was it for this clambake? Beluga! Beluga I say!


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Message 984342 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:37:46 UTC

Oh, my aching mussels, call me a sturgeon!

Oh boo-hoo, cry me a RIVER!

I'll LAND both you and Jim and still have time to watch Ricki LAKE and SURF the internet...

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