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Message 984314 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:52:41 UTC

So youd be TONS O FUN if you ate scallops?
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Message 984316 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:54:26 UTC

Wow, these puns just CONCH you on the head, don't they?

I can see that nobody is going to CODdle me tonight. Yes, there's no TROUT about it... with this kind of stress I'm going to need to relax with a REEFer or two before we FINish.

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Message 984317 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:54:54 UTC

I will catch up with you, as soon as I finish my hamburger, with lettuce, tomatoe and grunion.
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Message 984318 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:57:08 UTC

Ive got my NETS out and my drag lines SETI. now to see if i can catch some puns.
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Message 984320 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:00:02 UTC

With puns like that it is hard to keep an even KEEL. I'm really trying not to FLY off the handle. GAR!

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Message 984323 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:04:02 UTC

Im just going to have to start lifting my BARBEL just to keep my head above the SURF.
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Message 984324 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:05:26 UTC - in response to Message 984269.

You know, I just can't stay CRANKy around you guys! I love being a Friday night pun SPINNER.

(Hey, did anybody pm Misfit? This is his big chance to post gratuitous pictures of JIGGLING LURES!!!)

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Message 984325 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:07:01 UTC

Misfit, are you for CREEL?!!!??!!! (What a CAST of characters!)

Jim and Karen, do you do these puns via STREAM of consciousness?

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Message 984326 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:07:22 UTC

Continue to roe on, I must fly. Please don't float adrift.
It's time to walk my neighbor's Pug. She's a cute little mud puppy.
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Message 984329 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:11:47 UTC
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What an interesting ANGLE! Don't let the mud puppy WADER too DEEP in puddles! Wet dogs can smell quite MUSKE...

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Message 984330 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:13:03 UTC

You want puns and plays on words........

You infantiels......

Try the Gibert and Sullivan operettas

Simple fools......

Never sick at sea..........
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Message 984331 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:13:19 UTC

make sure you dont step on any CRAPPYS.
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Message 984334 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:20:50 UTC

You infantiels......

Hey, who you calling an URCHIN? Insult us again and I won't spare the ROD!

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Message 984335 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:24:10 UTC

This is a charming low budget version..........
Oh, hardly ever.........and I never say big big D........
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Message 984336 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:24:19 UTC

WEll misfit certainly is letting the pun FLY. What is he FISHING for?
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Message 984337 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:26:03 UTC - in response to Message 984334.

You infantiels......

Hey, who you calling an URCHIN? Insult us again and I won't spare the ROD!

Knot to worry, schooner or baiter he'll come about!

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Message 984338 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:29:19 UTC

WEll misfit certainly is letting the pun FLY. What is he FISHING for?

I could PONDer that all night and still have no idea.

All I do know is that I'm very VESTed in winning this pun war tonight. Karen and Jim, have you each reached your LIMIT yet?

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Message 984339 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:31:38 UTC - in response to Message 984334.

You infantiels......

Hey, who you calling an URCHIN? Insult us again and I won't spare the ROD!

Get down on the ground, you possum scum.

Thou not insult a king wiht yoor eatthly ways.

YOu know nothing of peasents and prraise.

where you come from, or whence come your ways.
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Message 984340 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:33:51 UTC

Oh, my aching mussels, call me a sturgeon!
Who's idea was it for this clambake? Beluga! Beluga I say!
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Message 984342 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:37:46 UTC

Oh, my aching mussels, call me a sturgeon!

Oh boo-hoo, cry me a RIVER!

I'll LAND both you and Jim and still have time to watch Ricki LAKE and SURF the internet...

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