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Message 984324 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:05:26 UTC - in response to Message 984269.  

You know, I just can't stay CRANKy around you guys! I love being a Friday night pun SPINNER.

(Hey, did anybody pm Misfit? This is his big chance to post gratuitous pictures of JIGGLING LURES!!!)

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Message 984325 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:07:01 UTC

Misfit, are you for CREEL?!!!??!!! (What a CAST of characters!)

Jim and Karen, do you do these puns via STREAM of consciousness?
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Message 984326 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:07:22 UTC

Continue to roe on, I must fly. Please don't float adrift.
It's time to walk my neighbor's Pug. She's a cute little mud puppy.
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Message 984329 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:11:47 UTC
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What an interesting ANGLE! Don't let the mud puppy WADER too DEEP in puddles! Wet dogs can smell quite MUSKE...
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Message 984330 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:13:03 UTC

You want puns and plays on words........

You infantiels......

Try the Gibert and Sullivan operettas

Simple fools......

Never sick at sea..........
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 984331 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:13:19 UTC

make sure you dont step on any CRAPPYS.
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Message 984334 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:20:50 UTC

You infantiels......

Hey, who you calling an URCHIN? Insult us again and I won't spare the ROD!
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Message 984335 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:24:10 UTC

This is a charming low budget version..........
Oh, hardly ever.........and I never say big big D........
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 984336 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:24:19 UTC

WEll misfit certainly is letting the pun FLY. What is he FISHING for?
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Message 984337 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:26:03 UTC - in response to Message 984334.  

You infantiels......

Hey, who you calling an URCHIN? Insult us again and I won't spare the ROD!

Knot to worry, schooner or baiter he'll come about!

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Message 984338 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:29:19 UTC

WEll misfit certainly is letting the pun FLY. What is he FISHING for?

I could PONDer that all night and still have no idea.

All I do know is that I'm very VESTed in winning this pun war tonight. Karen and Jim, have you each reached your LIMIT yet?
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Message 984339 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:31:38 UTC - in response to Message 984334.  

You infantiels......

Hey, who you calling an URCHIN? Insult us again and I won't spare the ROD!

Get down on the ground, you possum scum.

Thou not insult a king wiht yoor eatthly ways.

YOu know nothing of peasents and prraise.

where you come from, or whence come your ways.
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 984340 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:33:51 UTC

Oh, my aching mussels, call me a sturgeon!
Who's idea was it for this clambake? Beluga! Beluga I say!
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Message 984342 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:37:46 UTC

Oh, my aching mussels, call me a sturgeon!

Oh boo-hoo, cry me a RIVER!

I'll LAND both you and Jim and still have time to watch Ricki LAKE and SURF the internet...
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Message 984343 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:41:21 UTC

Did anyone sea Angelfish and Demons?
It was based on Dan Brown Trout's book.
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Message 984345 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:42:51 UTC

Why your ROWBOAT puns cant compete with my battleship BASS. Why even burning the CANDLEFISH at both ends I can SCUP out a win.
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Message 984346 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:43:11 UTC
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Did anyone sea Angelfish and Demons?
It was based on Dan Brown Trout's book.

Don't you mean "Dan Brown Trout's BROOK?"
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Message 984347 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:46:29 UTC

Why even burning the CANDLEFISH at both ends I can SCUP out a win.

Good luck with that. You SEA, the fish puns in my heads are packed in like SARDINES...
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Message 984349 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:47:00 UTC - in response to Message 984346.  

Did anyone sea Angelfish and Demons?
It was based on Dan Brown Trout's book.

Don't you mean "Dan Brown Trout's BROOK?"


Ill wait till it comes out in PAPERBONE.
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Message 984350 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:47:57 UTC - in response to Message 984346.  

Did anyone sea Angelfish and Demons?
It was based on Dan Brown Trout's book.

Don't you mean "Dan Brown Trout's BROOK?"

Aye, I was out of line.
Don't ya just love to cuttle up with a good brook?
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