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Message 981687 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 16:43:52 UTC

I KNOLL what You mean.
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Message 981691 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 17:07:42 UTC

Hi James, Victor, Matt and Angela!

Sorry I missed the pun wars last night.
I do like a good WEDDING MARCH, or is it a good MARCH WEDDING.
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Message 981694 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 17:13:54 UTC
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At least no one was FROG MARCHed to the Wedding.

Hi KLC53.
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Message 981735 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 18:25:04 UTC

Im pretty sure there have been more than a few SHOTGUN weddings though.
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Message 981906 - Posted: 21 Mar 2010, 1:12:00 UTC

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
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Message 982188 - Posted: 21 Mar 2010, 18:03:58 UTC

Hockey Playoffs are coming up, that means the puck stops here.

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Message 982235 - Posted: 21 Mar 2010, 19:12:28 UTC - in response to Message 982188.
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Hockey Playoffs are coming up, that means the puck stops here.

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GO BLACK HAWKS!!!!!!!!! YAHOOO!! lol

be like A hockey stick and get the puck out of here
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Message 982498 - Posted: 22 Mar 2010, 21:50:01 UTC

Hockey my elbow, it's just big boys Shinty! I knocked over a clergyman on my way to the church. Rector? Didn't do the fenders much good .....

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Message 982760 - Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 13:39:10 UTC

What do you call an old west bird that drops his doo on your head? A LOATHSOME DOVE.
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Message 982775 - Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 15:12:10 UTC

There was this aircraft full of spares for Japanese cars, when the call came from the pilot to jettison weight as they might run out of fuel. So the crew chucked all the goods overboard.

A local farmer looked up and said look, it's raining Datsun cogs!

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Message 982800 - Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 16:23:38 UTC

What if the wizard of OZZ was set in England during the middle ages. Would you have the wicked WENCH of the West?
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Message 984039 - Posted: 26 Mar 2010, 17:56:42 UTC

If the Royal Dutch/Shell group hired freebooters, Would that make them the Pirates of Pennzoil?

Any Ideas on a topic for tonight? I will be on later tonight, 9ish pm EDT.

But all are welcome to start without me.


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Message 984062 - Posted: 26 Mar 2010, 18:39:10 UTC - in response to Message 984039.

If the Royal Dutch/Shell group hired freebooters, Would that make them the Pirates of Pennzoil?

Any Ideas on a topic for tonight? I will be on later tonight, 9ish pm EDT.

But all are welcome to start without me.


O sole o mia, I'll be waiting with baited breath, if I can catch it.
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Message 984077 - Posted: 26 Mar 2010, 20:07:40 UTC - in response to Message 984062.


O sole o mia, I'll be waiting with baited breath, if I can catch it.



I don't mean to be too crabby, but did you type that on porpoise or was it just for the halibut?

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Message 984135 - Posted: 26 Mar 2010, 23:00:18 UTC - in response to Message 984077.


O sole o mia, I'll be waiting with baited breath, if I can catch it.



I don't mean to be too crabby, but did you type that on porpoise or was it just for the halibut?

Did I flounder with that last barb? What say we have a whale of a good time, or should I tuna you out?

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Message 984160 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 0:03:42 UTC

Wow! It looks like tonight is going to be SALMON-ENCHANTED EVENING!!!

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Message 984174 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 0:42:28 UTC

Hi Angela! Good One. Are you fishing for compliments?
I otter finish my school work before I start to chum around with the word sharks in these here waters.
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Message 984180 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 0:49:31 UTC

Ok, I need time to TACKLE dinner anyway...

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Message 984187 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 1:06:32 UTC - in response to Message 984180.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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Message 984190 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 1:08:17 UTC

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
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