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Message 984377 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:41:17 UTC

Actually you are out punning me 2.5 to 1. My boat is CAPSIZING(7 1/4 by the way)
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Message 984378 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:43:27 UTC

Good Night James, Angela and all.
It is time for Mahi bedtime.
Have pun you all, and try not to snapper-James!
And Angela, you are the hammerhead of the grouper...the rest are small fry.
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Message 984379 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:43:54 UTC
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I warned you that I play ROUGHY! The night is young here and I can MAKO you FLOUNDER around and BOBBER up and down for hours until I decide to FINish you off and send you to DAVY JONE'S LOCKER!

P.S. Goodnight Karen! You're quite the GAME FISH!!!
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Message 984380 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:47:15 UTC

Sleep well Karen. It has been LOX of fun and I'm sure that next week WHALE meet again!
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Message 984381 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:48:18 UTC - in response to Message 984379.  

I warned you that I play ROUGHY! The night is young here and I can MAKO you FLOUNDER around and BOBBER up and down for hours until I decide to FINish you off and send you to DAVY JONE'S LOCKER!

P.S. Goodnight Karen! You're quite the GAME FISH!!!

Now thats some real MONKEY SHINES there.

I met Davy Jones from the Monkees several years ago in a small bar we used to go to. Nice guy.
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Message 984382 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:52:16 UTC

I met Davy Jones from the Monkees several years ago in a small bar we used to go to. Nice guy.

If he bought you a beer I hope you said "TANKS a lot!"
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Message 984383 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 5:56:16 UTC - in response to Message 984382.  
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I met Davy Jones from the Monkees several years ago in a small bar we used to go to. Nice guy.

If he bought you a beer I hope you said "TANKS a lot!"

That would be TANKARDS a lot

edit- duh in the spirit of the topic that would be TANKERS a lot.
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Message 984384 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 6:01:13 UTC

Jim, give me a BREAK! You are being KOI on PORPOISE! Now be a good BUOY and declare me the BIG FISH tonight!
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Message 984385 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 6:02:46 UTC

LOL now a pun isnt good untill it stinks like 3 dAY OLD FISH.
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Message 984387 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 6:12:23 UTC

Listen up SQUID. I had three cups of tea and I'm TURBOT charged tonight! You haven't got a RAY of hope. I refuse to cease my SHADnanigans...
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Message 984388 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 6:20:45 UTC

Tea, dont that make you want to GOBY a lot.?
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Message 984389 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 6:25:43 UTC

Tea, dont that make you want to GOBY a lot.?

Yeah, I get up every once in a WHALE...


Now honestly Jim, would it KRILL you to declare this old grey MER the winner?

Face it, you're up working like a DOGFISH while I'm over here clicking on you-tube LINGCODS of Kylie MINNOW to entertain myself, while I wait for your puny UNDERSIZED CATCHES of puns.
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Message 984390 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 6:32:07 UTC

OK Angela. Im CUTTING MY BAIT cause its sure as HALIBUT looks like i cant fish.
Youve SNARLED my old REEL with a BACKLASH I cant untangle. I decalre you the head QUEEN TRIGGERFISH.
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Message 984391 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 6:40:06 UTC

Aw Jim, you're such a little SCAMPI! Thank you for the win.

Eric loves to fish, so I had to keep on punning until I was BLUE(in the)GILLS! I could not let this pun war be THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY. This pun war went off with nary a SNAG. Nobody said "HOLD THE ANCHOVIES!"

Well, goodnight punsters. I'm hanging up my sign now...


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Message 984392 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 6:44:19 UTC

And Im going to be SCULPIN in the corner:) Good night all. Lets SEA what saturday night might wash up?
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Message 984396 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 6:59:16 UTC

Lets SEA what saturday night might wash up?



I'm sure that whatever it is, it will BOWL us over!
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Message 984630 - Posted: 28 Mar 2010, 0:59:02 UTC
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Hello my punster pals. just seeing who would like a short punfest. No late night war for me ,Angela flayed my tail fins last night and Im to tired to tackel any more fish puns.
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Message 984680 - Posted: 28 Mar 2010, 4:08:49 UTC - in response to Message 984630.  

Im to tired to tackel any more fish puns.


Does your head hurt too? I mean, do you have a haddock?
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Message 984681 - Posted: 28 Mar 2010, 4:10:40 UTC

Oh, Cod, here we go again.
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Message 984694 - Posted: 28 Mar 2010, 5:20:22 UTC - in response to Message 984681.  

Oh, Cod, here we go again.

I guess their doing It for the Halibut of It.
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