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Message 987958 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:53:02 UTC

The puns are suffocatingly bad tonight. (But that's a good thing.)
I may have to hang around rather than haunt my usual Friday night establishments.
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Message 987960 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:55:35 UTC

Id say this topic is in its TWILIGHT and needs to be PLANTED. Before we all KICK the BUCKET or BUY the FARM.
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Message 987961 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:56:11 UTC

Kenzie at my age if I went out on a Friday night, I'd just DROP DEAD from exhaustion...
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Message 987962 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:56:20 UTC - in response to Message 987958.  

The puns are suffocatingly bad tonight. (But that's a good thing.)
I may have to hang around rather than haunt my usual Friday night establishments.

Question is then, Do We have a GHOST of a chance against ANGELa?
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Message 987963 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:57:16 UTC - in response to Message 987961.  

Kenzie at my age if I went out on a Friday night, I'd just DROP DEAD from exhaustion...

Well We're all trying to RETIRE Ya tonight.
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Message 987964 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:58:26 UTC

Headstone roll around here. It's too mossy. It's surprising that this train hasn't yet mangled to get derailed in any catastrophic way so far.
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Message 987967 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 4:06:43 UTC - in response to Message 987964.  

Headstone roll around here. It's too mossy. It's surprising that this train hasn't yet mangled to get derailed in any catastrophic way so far.

That's cause no one has FOULed the FROG, That the LOCOMOTIVE passed over.
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Message 987968 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 4:08:21 UTC

Wow it got DEADER then a DOORKNOB in here.
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Message 987969 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 4:09:37 UTC

Well friends, I have enjoyed our little DANSE MACABRE, but I have to GO now... yes tragically I am out of puns, so I must LEAVE YOU all for the evening. May the best punster win!
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Message 987970 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 4:13:07 UTC - in response to Message 987969.  

Well friends, I have enjoyed our little DANSE MACABRE, but I have to GO now... yes tragically I am out of puns, so I must LEAVE YOU all for the evening. May the best punster win!

Or the worst.

Good night Angela, see you next week.
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Message 987971 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 4:13:09 UTC

So, we all chased off the perpetual punster? Oh my, we may need to light an eternal flame in remembrance... Put out a few floral arrangements and a few white crosses to mark the spot as it were.
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Message 987973 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 4:22:38 UTC

Im overwhelmed with GRIEF. My punster pal has left me holding the fort. How can I hold off the teeming hordes of the undead puns that wont die.
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Message 987976 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 4:32:58 UTC

I'd say You'd have to be Mr MIRACLE to do that James.
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Message 987979 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 4:39:44 UTC

Well I going to Bow out also. So I declare Mumps this Fridays winner.

So Mumps that means that you can pick next Fridays topic.

But anyone can post a pun when ever the mood hits them. You never know what my happen:)
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Message 987983 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 4:54:05 UTC
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Hmmm, I'd almost have to point out I might be eternally grateful dead for that. But I'm heading off as well. No final soliloquy for me. Just a quiet passing.

Thanks for the remembrance there James! (And Angela. :-))

Anybody that wishes can posthumously all they want. :-)
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Message 987987 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 5:05:50 UTC

Congratulations Mumps for CLOSING THE LID on this topic!
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Message 987991 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 5:24:15 UTC
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Just to let everyone know how long this topic was. It was started by John McLeoud VII on 4 april 10.
A new record for a pun topic.
Glad it got nailed shut though:)
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Message 987997 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 6:11:36 UTC - in response to Message 987991.  

Maybe it is time for a new war? Or do I need to Hammer in more Nails?
Just to let everyone know how long this topic was. It was started by John McLeoud VII on 4 april 10.
A new record for a pun topic.
Glad it got nailed shut though:)


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Message 987999 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 6:20:18 UTC

New topic next Friday. Mumps gets to pick it. Think he will choose Measels or Chickenpox?
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Message 988001 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 6:25:21 UTC - in response to Message 987999.  

Shingles are worse. I hope he survises. Or NOT.
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