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Message 987934 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:27:31 UTC

After tonight's battle to the death it might by time to lay this thread to rest upon the pyre and allow a new one to raise from the ashes.
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Message 987936 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:28:50 UTC

Wow Kenzie, you were winning there for a BEREAVE moment!

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Message 987937 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:29:36 UTC - in response to Message 987930.

Quick someone do a POST MORTEM.


On Victor? He is, after all, living near DEATH VALLEY!!!

Nothing lives there, why they dont even have a LIVE tv station. Just a POLEBEARING web cam.
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Message 987939 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:30:35 UTC

I'm so impressed with how you all are able to EXECUTE pun after pun!

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Message 987940 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:31:56 UTC

But the firing squad is still not done. I think they're aiming for a 21 gun salute.

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Message 987941 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:32:49 UTC

You cannot defeat me - I'm a femme FATAL!!!

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Message 987945 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:35:21 UTC - in response to Message 987939.

I'm so impressed with how you all are able to EXECUTE pun after pun!

I can MURDER a pun with the JEST of them.
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Message 987947 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:36:33 UTC - in response to Message 987941.

You cannot defeat me - I'm a femme FATAL!!!

Not trying to de-feat you. 6 feet is more appropriate this morbid evening...

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Message 987949 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:39:12 UTC

What's that Mumpsie? Oh excuse me... I was reading DEATH OF A SALESMAN...

As you can see, I'm still living so you HAVE FAILED!!!

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Message 987950 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:39:47 UTC

all this talk of the FINAL RESTING PLACE make me want to have a BIER.
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Message 987954 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:45:07 UTC

Good plan Jim! Why wait for a holiday like MEMORIAL day?

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Message 987955 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:51:09 UTC

Would you say the puns are POSTHUMOROUS?
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Message 987956 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:52:23 UTC

Don't know... but what in the world made us decide to KICK OFF this topic tonight? Which one of us SUCCUMBED first?

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Message 987957 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:52:40 UTC - in response to Message 987954.

Good plan Jim! Why wait for a holiday like MEMORIAL day?

Not when You can have all sorts of FIREWERKS, But then leave the PLANNING to the EXSPURTS.
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Message 987958 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:53:02 UTC

The puns are suffocatingly bad tonight. (But that's a good thing.)
I may have to hang around rather than haunt my usual Friday night establishments.
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Message 987960 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:55:35 UTC

Id say this topic is in its TWILIGHT and needs to be PLANTED. Before we all KICK the BUCKET or BUY the FARM.
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Message 987961 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:56:11 UTC

Kenzie at my age if I went out on a Friday night, I'd just DROP DEAD from exhaustion...

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Message 987962 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:56:20 UTC - in response to Message 987958.

The puns are suffocatingly bad tonight. (But that's a good thing.)
I may have to hang around rather than haunt my usual Friday night establishments.

Question is then, Do We have a GHOST of a chance against ANGELa?
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Message 987963 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:57:16 UTC - in response to Message 987961.

Kenzie at my age if I went out on a Friday night, I'd just DROP DEAD from exhaustion...

Well We're all trying to RETIRE Ya tonight.
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Message 987964 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:58:26 UTC

Headstone roll around here. It's too mossy. It's surprising that this train hasn't yet mangled to get derailed in any catastrophic way so far.

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