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Message 987928 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:21:19 UTC

Quick someone do a POST MORTEM.
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Message 987929 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:22:23 UTC - in response to Message 987925.  

From where I'm VIEWING things, the answer is quite unclear...

Yes, the issue is still in DOUBT, But then It's as clear as MUD and that's pretty DUM too.
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Message 987930 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:22:38 UTC
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Quick someone do a POST MORTEM.


On Victor? He is, after all, living near DEATH VALLEY!!!
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Message 987931 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:24:09 UTC - in response to Message 987927.  

Victor, what happened to your Joker persona? Was he DONE IN by CRYPTonite?

Mumps, Jim - it's so late out your ways... shouldn't you two be heading for your DEATH BEDS?

I'm not quite ready to be pushing up daisies. But if that's my bed of roses, maybe I'll think about turning in later. But I do have a tendency of rolling over at night...
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Message 987932 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:25:45 UTC

You guys are really giving me some competition tonight. I'm posting this just to SHOW MY RESPECT...
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Message 987933 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:27:14 UTC - in response to Message 987927.  

Victor, what happened to your Joker persona? Was he DONE IN by CRYPTonite?

Mumps, Jim - it's so late out your ways... shouldn't you two be heading for your DEATH BEDS?

He may rise from the DEAD, As He was BIT to DEATH by COUNT DRACULA, So sometime He may decide to be the LIFE of the party and GAS Ya all on His return.
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Message 987934 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:27:31 UTC

After tonight's battle to the death it might by time to lay this thread to rest upon the pyre and allow a new one to raise from the ashes.
Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

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Message 987936 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:28:50 UTC

Wow Kenzie, you were winning there for a BEREAVE moment!
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Message 987937 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:29:36 UTC - in response to Message 987930.  

Quick someone do a POST MORTEM.


On Victor? He is, after all, living near DEATH VALLEY!!!

Nothing lives there, why they dont even have a LIVE tv station. Just a POLEBEARING web cam.
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Message 987939 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:30:35 UTC

I'm so impressed with how you all are able to EXECUTE pun after pun!
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Message 987940 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:31:56 UTC

But the firing squad is still not done. I think they're aiming for a 21 gun salute.
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Message 987941 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:32:49 UTC

You cannot defeat me - I'm a femme FATAL!!!
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Message 987945 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:35:21 UTC - in response to Message 987939.  

I'm so impressed with how you all are able to EXECUTE pun after pun!

I can MURDER a pun with the JEST of them.
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Message 987947 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:36:33 UTC - in response to Message 987941.  

You cannot defeat me - I'm a femme FATAL!!!

Not trying to de-feat you. 6 feet is more appropriate this morbid evening...
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Message 987949 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:39:12 UTC

What's that Mumpsie? Oh excuse me... I was reading DEATH OF A SALESMAN...

As you can see, I'm still living so you HAVE FAILED!!!
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Message 987950 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:39:47 UTC

all this talk of the FINAL RESTING PLACE make me want to have a BIER.
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Message 987954 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:45:07 UTC

Good plan Jim! Why wait for a holiday like MEMORIAL day?
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Message 987955 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:51:09 UTC

Would you say the puns are POSTHUMOROUS?
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Message 987956 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:52:23 UTC

Don't know... but what in the world made us decide to KICK OFF this topic tonight? Which one of us SUCCUMBED first?
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Message 987957 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:52:40 UTC - in response to Message 987954.  

Good plan Jim! Why wait for a holiday like MEMORIAL day?

Not when You can have all sorts of FIREWERKS, But then leave the PLANNING to the EXSPURTS.
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