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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Well Im going to be a PALLBEARER of bad puns tonite. Tough topic we have DISENTERRED. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Mumpsie, I think we could both benefit from regaining our DECOMPOSURE. We should let this thread REST IN PEACE. Let's let by-GONNERS be by-GONNERS. There is no point in dwelling on the PASSED. Ooooh, the weather just changed here! Now I am SHIVAing... |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Well do what your MUMMY allways said and wear a coat. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Watch out for that Jim Sotherden, Mumpsie! He claims he doesn't need to win, but whether he resides in California, Wisconsin or New York he is LYING IN STATE about his desire to win. Yes, like a ROTTEN black WIDOW spider, his inTERMINAL bad punning will bite you hard in an unseemly place, like the TESTATEcles! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
If the church lady from SNL became the ANGELA of death would that make her the PRIM REAPER? [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Hey Mumps and Jim, is it spring out your ways now? Are your NECROCUSES up yet? PUSHING UP any DAISIES yet? |
Mumps [MM] Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30 |
My Irises had a rude awakening yesterday. Early April and we had an accumulation of snow! That killed off any thoughts all our early bloomers had about rising up from the burial grounds. But at least, with it being Easter vacation and all, I haven't had to cerberus with school children all week. Almost makes rising up in the morn for work less like a funeral procession. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Its the DEATH KNELL for spring here today. The frogs will CROAK. I cant wait till this bad weather PASSES AWAY. [/quote] Old James |
Blurf Send message Joined: 2 Sep 06 Posts: 8962 Credit: 12,678,685 RAC: 0 |
I listened to Eric and Angela's answering machine a few days ago--it said... "Eric and Angela's house--you STAB em we SLAB em!" :) |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Gentlemen, you SLAY me! Can't this topic be LAID TO REST? You are out there shouting "ready... aim... PYRE", but all this bad punning is INHUMEmane and it is KILLING me!!! All that REMAINS to be said is that I need a STIFF drink! |
Allie in Vancouver Send message Joined: 16 Mar 07 Posts: 3949 Credit: 1,604,668 RAC: 0 |
My solemn duty to perform literary autopsies on these death-defying puns is turning me into a zombie. Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. Albert Einstein |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65736 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
It seems this thread has become a MUNSTER all on It's own, As someone else here said, The DIE is CASKETed and still is UNDEAD, ZOMBIE like too. But being FRIEDay I suspect there aren't too many GUYS and GHOULS rushing around, Heck It felt like HADES in here today, But I was having fun with My TV watching the area in DIGital, GRAVEly ill My car port isn't as It's being SEWN UP on Saturday. If You look closely You can even see the RAZOR wire(Bottom Left). The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Kenzie, Victor... you two will win OVER MY DEAD BODY! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
You know the angel of deaths favorite book to read? Its called FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Who will win tonight's pun war? The answer is SHROUDed in mystery... |
Mumps [MM] Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30 |
Well, as long as folks keep Turin in, we may never knoll. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65736 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Kenzie, Victor... you two will win OVER MY DEAD BODY! Yer too much of a CUT up, So We'll just have to DISMEMBER Ya, PIECE by PIECE and DISPOSE of Ya properly. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
From where I'm VIEWING things, the answer is quite unclear... |
Mumps [MM] Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30 |
Quite the Wake we seem to have started here. Pretty Devine to see so many Neds in here. |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Victor, what happened to your Joker persona? Was he DONE IN by CRYPTonite? Mumps, Jim - it's so late out your ways... shouldn't you two be heading for your DEATH BEDS? |
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