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Message 987914 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:06:06 UTC

My Irises had a rude awakening yesterday. Early April and we had an accumulation of snow! That killed off any thoughts all our early bloomers had about rising up from the burial grounds. But at least, with it being Easter vacation and all, I haven't had to cerberus with school children all week. Almost makes rising up in the morn for work less like a funeral procession.

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Message 987915 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:06:56 UTC

Its the DEATH KNELL for spring here today. The frogs will CROAK. I cant wait till this bad weather PASSES AWAY.
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Message 987916 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:07:33 UTC
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I listened to Eric and Angela's answering machine a few days ago--it said...

"Eric and Angela's house--you STAB em we SLAB em!"

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Message 987917 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:07:53 UTC

Gentlemen, you SLAY me! Can't this topic be LAID TO REST? You are out there shouting "ready... aim... PYRE", but all this bad punning is INHUMEmane and it is KILLING me!!! All that REMAINS to be said is that I need a STIFF drink!

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Message 987918 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:08:42 UTC

My solemn duty to perform literary autopsies on these death-defying puns is turning me into a zombie.
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Message 987919 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:10:04 UTC

It seems this thread has become a MUNSTER all on It's own, As someone else here said, The DIE is CASKETed and still is UNDEAD, ZOMBIE like too. But being FRIEDay I suspect there aren't too many GUYS and GHOULS rushing around, Heck It felt like HADES in here today, But I was having fun with My TV watching the area in DIGital, GRAVEly ill My car port isn't as It's being SEWN UP on Saturday. If You look closely You can even see the RAZOR wire(Bottom Left).


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Message 987920 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:11:52 UTC

Kenzie, Victor... you two will win OVER MY DEAD BODY!

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Message 987921 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:12:58 UTC

You know the angel of deaths favorite book to read? Its called FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS.
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Message 987922 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:14:28 UTC

Who will win tonight's pun war? The answer is SHROUDed in mystery...

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Message 987923 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:15:05 UTC

Well, as long as folks keep Turin in, we may never knoll.

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Message 987924 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:16:14 UTC - in response to Message 987920.

Kenzie, Victor... you two will win OVER MY DEAD BODY!

Yer too much of a CUT up, So We'll just have to DISMEMBER Ya, PIECE by PIECE and DISPOSE of Ya properly.
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Message 987925 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:16:41 UTC

From where I'm VIEWING things, the answer is quite unclear...

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Message 987926 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:19:33 UTC

Quite the Wake we seem to have started here. Pretty Devine to see so many Neds in here.

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Message 987927 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:21:00 UTC

Victor, what happened to your Joker persona? Was he DONE IN by CRYPTonite?

Mumps, Jim - it's so late out your ways... shouldn't you two be heading for your DEATH BEDS?

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Message 987928 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:21:19 UTC

Quick someone do a POST MORTEM.
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Message 987929 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:22:23 UTC - in response to Message 987925.

From where I'm VIEWING things, the answer is quite unclear...

Yes, the issue is still in DOUBT, But then It's as clear as MUD and that's pretty DUM too.
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Message 987930 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:22:38 UTC
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Quick someone do a POST MORTEM.


On Victor? He is, after all, living near DEATH VALLEY!!!

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Message 987931 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:24:09 UTC - in response to Message 987927.

Victor, what happened to your Joker persona? Was he DONE IN by CRYPTonite?

Mumps, Jim - it's so late out your ways... shouldn't you two be heading for your DEATH BEDS?

I'm not quite ready to be pushing up daisies. But if that's my bed of roses, maybe I'll think about turning in later. But I do have a tendency of rolling over at night...

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Message 987932 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:25:45 UTC

You guys are really giving me some competition tonight. I'm posting this just to SHOW MY RESPECT...

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Message 987933 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:27:14 UTC - in response to Message 987927.

Victor, what happened to your Joker persona? Was he DONE IN by CRYPTonite?

Mumps, Jim - it's so late out your ways... shouldn't you two be heading for your DEATH BEDS?

He may rise from the DEAD, As He was BIT to DEATH by COUNT DRACULA, So sometime He may decide to be the LIFE of the party and GAS Ya all on His return.
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