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Message 987899 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 2:35:47 UTC

Well Im going to be a PALLBEARER of bad puns tonite. Tough topic we have DISENTERRED.
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Message 987900 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 2:37:15 UTC

Mumpsie, I think we could both benefit from regaining our DECOMPOSURE. We should let this thread REST IN PEACE. Let's let by-GONNERS be by-GONNERS. There is no point in dwelling on the PASSED.


Ooooh, the weather just changed here! Now I am SHIVAing...
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Message 987906 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 2:46:13 UTC

Well do what your MUMMY allways said and wear a coat.
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Message 987907 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 2:48:57 UTC

Watch out for that Jim Sotherden, Mumpsie! He claims he doesn't need to win, but whether he resides in California, Wisconsin or New York he is LYING IN STATE about his desire to win. Yes, like a ROTTEN black WIDOW spider, his inTERMINAL bad punning will bite you hard in an unseemly place, like the TESTATEcles!
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Message 987909 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 2:52:12 UTC

If the church lady from SNL became the ANGELA of death would that make her the PRIM REAPER?
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Message 987910 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 2:52:44 UTC

Hey Mumps and Jim, is it spring out your ways now? Are your NECROCUSES up yet? PUSHING UP any DAISIES yet?
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Message 987914 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:06:06 UTC

My Irises had a rude awakening yesterday. Early April and we had an accumulation of snow! That killed off any thoughts all our early bloomers had about rising up from the burial grounds. But at least, with it being Easter vacation and all, I haven't had to cerberus with school children all week. Almost makes rising up in the morn for work less like a funeral procession.
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Message 987915 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:06:56 UTC

Its the DEATH KNELL for spring here today. The frogs will CROAK. I cant wait till this bad weather PASSES AWAY.
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Message 987916 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:07:33 UTC
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I listened to Eric and Angela's answering machine a few days ago--it said...

"Eric and Angela's house--you STAB em we SLAB em!"

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Message 987917 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:07:53 UTC

Gentlemen, you SLAY me! Can't this topic be LAID TO REST? You are out there shouting "ready... aim... PYRE", but all this bad punning is INHUMEmane and it is KILLING me!!! All that REMAINS to be said is that I need a STIFF drink!
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Message 987918 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:08:42 UTC

My solemn duty to perform literary autopsies on these death-defying puns is turning me into a zombie.
Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

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Message 987919 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:10:04 UTC

It seems this thread has become a MUNSTER all on It's own, As someone else here said, The DIE is CASKETed and still is UNDEAD, ZOMBIE like too. But being FRIEDay I suspect there aren't too many GUYS and GHOULS rushing around, Heck It felt like HADES in here today, But I was having fun with My TV watching the area in DIGital, GRAVEly ill My car port isn't as It's being SEWN UP on Saturday. If You look closely You can even see the RAZOR wire(Bottom Left).


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Message 987920 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:11:52 UTC

Kenzie, Victor... you two will win OVER MY DEAD BODY!
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Message 987921 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:12:58 UTC

You know the angel of deaths favorite book to read? Its called FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS.
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Message 987922 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:14:28 UTC

Who will win tonight's pun war? The answer is SHROUDed in mystery...
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Message 987923 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:15:05 UTC

Well, as long as folks keep Turin in, we may never knoll.
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Message 987924 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:16:14 UTC - in response to Message 987920.  

Kenzie, Victor... you two will win OVER MY DEAD BODY!

Yer too much of a CUT up, So We'll just have to DISMEMBER Ya, PIECE by PIECE and DISPOSE of Ya properly.
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Message 987925 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:16:41 UTC

From where I'm VIEWING things, the answer is quite unclear...
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Message 987926 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:19:33 UTC

Quite the Wake we seem to have started here. Pretty Devine to see so many Neds in here.
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Message 987927 - Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 3:21:00 UTC

Victor, what happened to your Joker persona? Was he DONE IN by CRYPTonite?

Mumps, Jim - it's so late out your ways... shouldn't you two be heading for your DEATH BEDS?
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