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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Great job Sidney, Im laughing my HEARSE off. [/quote] Old James |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
Old gardeners never die, they just slowly spade away. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
This line of puns is makeing me AUTOPSY-turvy. But I can DIG it. [/quote] Old James |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65709 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
This line of puns is makeing me AUTOPSY-turvy. But I can DIG it. Well as long as Yer not GRAVEly ill and can HACK It. :D The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Alan Smith Send message Joined: 19 Sep 00 Posts: 106 Credit: 26,816 RAC: 0 |
Boy, this message board has really died... I mean, it's totally dead in here.... |
Dune Finkleberry Send message Joined: 22 Sep 99 Posts: 1314 Credit: 1,124,651 RAC: 0 |
I'm not really that much PUN right now. |
Mumps [MM] Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30 |
Sow, you get what you reaper? Guess I can get down wit that idea. But finnegan, if I stick my head in these threads to often, it may get cremated. Casualties passing by are commonly just so much roadkill in here. You've got to spend quite a bit of time to urn your casket in hearse. |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Hi friends! Just back from a run to the CORONER store. I don't drive much so I go a little lost... seems I should have turned left on a couple of those LAST RITES. Anyway, what a creepy topic for Friday night pun war! Do you think we can pun until MOURNING? P.S. Hello and welcome back to Alan Smith. It is nice TOMB meet you! |
Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 3868 Credit: 2,697,267 RAC: 0 |
I'm dead sure this topic will work, although it may be tomb-uch for some deadbeats. Of corpse, if somebody else has a better idea, we could give it a try. We could even bring an old topic back from the dead. I know, I know, some of you are dead set against it, but it wouldn't kill you to try, would it? No need to blow a casket over a little suggestion. So, the die is cast. Until tommorrow, it was nice tomb-eat you. |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Bill, what a DIEatribe! Glad to see your GALLOWS humor is intact. This is kind of a tough topic for me, but I'll do my best to kick all of your ASHES... So where is Jim tonight? Is he arriving fashionably LATE? |
Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 3868 Credit: 2,697,267 RAC: 0 |
So where is Jim tonight? Is he arriving fashionably LATE? Maybe he got de cease and desist order... |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
I'm sure he is somewhere PLOTting our DEMISE. I'm sure he will show up before the END is near... |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Good GRIEF! Nearly an hour and no contenders? Have you all GIVEN UP THE GHOST already? Perhaps all of you are spending FRYday evening watching the LIFESPAN channel on tv... Well, Eric just ordered some Thai food from a yummy little place that is just TO DIE FOR, so soon I will have to DEPART for dinner. Instead of Thai delivery, I though about making curry myself, but coconut milk is so PERISHable and the can in my pantry was past the EXPIRATION date. Nevertheless please REST assured that when I return I'm GONNER BURY you all in puns. There will be no ETERNAL REST for the wicked tonight! And after I am FINISHED with all of you, I will not be SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS!!! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Never fear for I am here. edit- to tell the truth I think tyhis topic is on its DEATH THROES. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
YOU'RE LATE!!! |
Mumps [MM] Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30 |
Well Angel-a, while your consumptin' that final meal, I think I'll listen to a bit of Grateful Dead to thai-d me over. And maybe a little bit of Meatball praying for the the end of time to hurry up and arrive to go along with that one. I don't think I'd dare to rapture punning. You've obviously seen many days and have many life-long experiences that help you pun no matter what the conditions. It would indeed be a very grave thing if you ever reach a dead-end in your punning. I don't think I could ever picture a day of the dead dawning with a lack of puns in your casket of tricks. So I think I'll just have to go dig a hole to go crawl into and see if anything grows out of the depths. |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Mumpsie, thank goodness you are here to pun with us on this warm and EMBALMY evening! It MORTIFIES me to report that I have looked high and low, over and UNDER... TAKERS for this thread this evening are NOT AMONGST THE LIVING!!! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
I was sleeping like the dead. Power nap, so i can compete with you all. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Jim, I'm so glad you are WAKEd from the dead... |
Mumps [MM] Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30 |
It wounds me to see such a pall over this thread. One would think the living would be dying to get in here. Is it time to start playing some excerpts from Vangelis? Heaven & Hell for example? Maybe I'll pull out my favorite group and listen to the soundtrack from Near Dark. :-) Hmm. Seems I've taken a bit of a musical tack on this dirge. Could it be maybe a death knell for the thread? Maybe it needs to be put out of it's misery with a swift shot of compassion. |
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