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 Angela   Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 
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We sure did FLIP-FLOP all over the place getting to this theme tonight. I'm SHORE glad that we finally settled on something. I was getting BOARD WALKing up and down the hall waiting for us to HAMMOCK out a theme. But now I am ready to TAN your hide... I might even BURN you, SUNNY! ID: 986474 ·  |
James Sotherden  Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54
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I take UMBRELLA to that. I will use all my KRILL to make you give up and walk the PLANKTON.  [/quote]Old James ID: 986475 · |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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Well, WATER you waiting for? Make your STAND. I'll SAIL right over you, BLANKET you with puns and BURY YOU UP TO YOUR NECK! ID: 986477 · |
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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54
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Listen up LONG Joan SLIVERS, You been hitting the the DEADMENS CHEST swigging the rum? Feeling your SEA OATS are we? Why im just the guy who can ERODE your SAND CASTLE in the sky. [/quote]Old James ID: 986480 · |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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No, you listen up SUNSHINE! I'm a California girl, so it is easy for me to pun on this TROPIC. (It certainly beats having to GOGGLE whale species!) The SUN may RISE over beaches on the east, but never forget that it SETS IN THE WEST!!! Hey, where is DUNE Finkleberry tonight? Do you think he'll join us to do battle on this OCEAN FRONT? ID: 986482 · |
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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54
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When a cold breeze comes in off the ocean and you stand in front of me does that mean your BREAKING WIND? [/quote]Old James ID: 986483 · |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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No, but when you pick your nose half-heartedly, does that mean you are BOOGIE BOARD? So Jim, it is HIGH TIDE that you realize that you are seeing the world through rose colored SUNGLASSES. Give up now or I will SAND you down and SUNBLOCK your every move until you retreat to your LITTLE GRASS SHACK without your COCONUTS! When I'm done with you, you'll have to WAVE your WHITE CAP to surrender! ID: 986485 · |
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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54
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Well it is late and I have to get up early so I will CLAM you are the winner. [/quote]Old James ID: 986487 · |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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Are you smoking REEFers? The way I SEA it, you have COASTED to victory tonight and I have been left SWIMMING WITH THE FISHES. Don't you SEA LIFE that way? ID: 986489 · |
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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54
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Well i thought that the person who left had to concede. or we can continue it later and call a SEAce fire. [/quote]Old James ID: 986490 · |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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 Like the strings of this hammock, let's call it a tie... ID: 986493 · |
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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54
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OK tie. And id love to be in that hammock. You get to pick the topic next week. [/quote]Old James ID: 986497 · |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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We'll SEA... ID: 986499 · |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54
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Me and Angela are stuck in the mudflats thinking of topics to make pun of. so we need your help, and your joining in. Dont be afraid, As you can see, most of our stuff isnt up to Pulitzer prize standards. In keeping with tonights topic all ideas will most assuredly be RUN AGROUND, and SAlVAGED to the last groan. [/quote]Old James ID: 986506 · |
Dune Finkleberry  Send message Joined: 22 Sep 99 Posts: 1314 Credit: 1,124,651 RAC: 0
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Hey, where is DUNE Finkleberry tonight? Do you think he'll join us to do battle on this OCEAN FRONT? I really DUNE think this is the right time.  I guess you never know when I'll come in to WAVE.  
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Sidney J. Snodgrass  Send message Joined: 5 Apr 06 Posts: 58 Credit: 202,474 RAC: 0 
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Forgive my late appearance but I had a nasty attack of the shingles. Ah, Muriel Miggins - will she ever be mine ID: 986523 · |
John McLeod VII  Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0
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Forgive my late appearance but I had a nasty attack of the shingles. If you are late, are you going to be grave?   BOINC WIKI ID: 986586 · |
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Sidney J. Snodgrass Send message Joined: 5 Apr 06 Posts: 58 Credit: 202,474 RAC: 0
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Well, my dear sir, I have been coffin a bit recently, so I had a word with the local intern and he suggested that I go and see hymn. But I said I'd have to see him psalm other day, as I had a monumental headache. Ah, Muriel Miggins - will she ever be mine ID: 986594 · |
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Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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Sidney, you are a punster!!! How very INTEResting! ID: 986598 · |
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