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Message 984233 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 2:33:48 UTC

Now there is a WHALE of a TAIL.
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Message 984236 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 2:40:32 UTC

Well, on a SCALE of 1 to ten this is pretty weak. The humour is pretty FIN so far, nothing to FLIPPER over. My COD people, is this the best we can do? Is anyone HERRING what I'm trying to say?

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Message 984241 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 2:50:31 UTC

Holy MACKEREL, Just wait till that racoon BARRACUDA lady gets in here. She will grab you by the GILLS and kick you in the BARNICLES.

Welcome aboard Bill. But if you want good puns they aint here:)
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Message 984245 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 2:54:03 UTC

Hey Bill and Jim, I know you two think you are going to REEL me into another Friday night pun war, but I'm just not that GILLABLE a SUCKER!

Yep, I've got a CRAPPIE attitude tonight. My attitude stinks... have you SMELT it? Tonight I'm just going to PERCH right here on my big BASS and watch you two CARP at one another until your are both glassy and WALLEYED and you both EEL over from exhaustion. Then I'll slam the last pun down on a PIKE and declare myself the winner!
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Message 984249 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 2:58:44 UTC

Did somebody get up on the wrong side of the CRAB BOAT this morning:)
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Message 984257 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:03:01 UTC

Awwww... I said I wasn't going to flex my pun MUSSELS tonight, but it is hard to be a TROLL amid such a great GROUPER of friends!
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Message 984261 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:05:17 UTC

Yeah dont CLAM up we can have a PEARL of a time showing Bill how bad we are.
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Message 984269 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:09:10 UTC

You know, I just can't stay CRANKy around you guys! I love being a Friday night pun SPINNER.

(Hey, did anybody pm Misfit? This is his big chance to post gratuitous pictures of JIGGLING LURES!!!)
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Message 984298 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:27:08 UTC

Im sure he would be UDDERly delighted.
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Message 984300 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:28:10 UTC

Hey, where did Karen go? I would be so SHAD if my SNAPPERing drove her off.

Hey Karen, pull up a CHAR and join in the fun! We've got ALEWIFE in tap, or I could mix you up something stronger like a BURBOT and ginger. If you don't want something alcoholic, we have a FRESHWATER DRUM behind the SANDBAR...
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Message 984303 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:31:00 UTC

Maybe she is having a late SCUPPER.
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Message 984309 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:38:21 UTC

Yeah, maybe she's eating SCALLOPed potatoes! If I ate that dish I'd PUFFER up and get so CHUBby I wouldn't be able to fit through the DORY. I never want to see my SCALE go up so high...
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Message 984310 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:41:16 UTC
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Well, call me Ishmael! Can't you sea I am clownfishing around? I have the stingray of a lionfish. Have none of you any sole?
I do not want to spread eel will, but I won't be a suckered in.
You indeed caught me seahorsing about, hook, line and sinker.
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Message 984312 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:45:03 UTC

Call you Ishmael or call you FISH-MAIL???

Jim is having computer problems tonight, so the old BLOWFISH might need a few MINNOWS before he comes up with another LINE.
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Message 984314 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:52:41 UTC

So youd be TONS O FUN if you ate scallops?
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Message 984316 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:54:26 UTC

Wow, these puns just CONCH you on the head, don't they?

I can see that nobody is going to CODdle me tonight. Yes, there's no TROUT about it... with this kind of stress I'm going to need to relax with a REEFer or two before we FINish.
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Message 984317 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:54:54 UTC

I will catch up with you, as soon as I finish my hamburger, with lettuce, tomatoe and grunion.
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Message 984318 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 3:57:08 UTC

Ive got my NETS out and my drag lines SETI. now to see if i can catch some puns.
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Message 984320 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:00:02 UTC

With puns like that it is hard to keep an even KEEL. I'm really trying not to FLY off the handle. GAR!
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Message 984323 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 4:04:02 UTC

Im just going to have to start lifting my BARBEL just to keep my head above the SURF.
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