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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Now there is a WHALE of a TAIL. [/quote] Old James |
Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 3868 Credit: 2,697,267 RAC: 0 |
Well, on a SCALE of 1 to ten this is pretty weak. The humour is pretty FIN so far, nothing to FLIPPER over. My COD people, is this the best we can do? Is anyone HERRING what I'm trying to say? |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Holy MACKEREL, Just wait till that racoon BARRACUDA lady gets in here. She will grab you by the GILLS and kick you in the BARNICLES. Welcome aboard Bill. But if you want good puns they aint here:) [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Hey Bill and Jim, I know you two think you are going to REEL me into another Friday night pun war, but I'm just not that GILLABLE a SUCKER! Yep, I've got a CRAPPIE attitude tonight. My attitude stinks... have you SMELT it? Tonight I'm just going to PERCH right here on my big BASS and watch you two CARP at one another until your are both glassy and WALLEYED and you both EEL over from exhaustion. Then I'll slam the last pun down on a PIKE and declare myself the winner! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Did somebody get up on the wrong side of the CRAB BOAT this morning:) [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Awwww... I said I wasn't going to flex my pun MUSSELS tonight, but it is hard to be a TROLL amid such a great GROUPER of friends! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Yeah dont CLAM up we can have a PEARL of a time showing Bill how bad we are. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
You know, I just can't stay CRANKy around you guys! I love being a Friday night pun SPINNER. (Hey, did anybody pm Misfit? This is his big chance to post gratuitous pictures of JIGGLING LURES!!!) |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Im sure he would be UDDERly delighted. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Hey, where did Karen go? I would be so SHAD if my SNAPPERing drove her off. Hey Karen, pull up a CHAR and join in the fun! We've got ALEWIFE in tap, or I could mix you up something stronger like a BURBOT and ginger. If you don't want something alcoholic, we have a FRESHWATER DRUM behind the SANDBAR... |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Maybe she is having a late SCUPPER. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Yeah, maybe she's eating SCALLOPed potatoes! If I ate that dish I'd PUFFER up and get so CHUBby I wouldn't be able to fit through the DORY. I never want to see my SCALE go up so high... |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
Well, call me Ishmael! Can't you sea I am clownfishing around? I have the stingray of a lionfish. Have none of you any sole? I do not want to spread eel will, but I won't be a suckered in. You indeed caught me seahorsing about, hook, line and sinker. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Call you Ishmael or call you FISH-MAIL??? Jim is having computer problems tonight, so the old BLOWFISH might need a few MINNOWS before he comes up with another LINE. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
So youd be TONS O FUN if you ate scallops? [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Wow, these puns just CONCH you on the head, don't they? I can see that nobody is going to CODdle me tonight. Yes, there's no TROUT about it... with this kind of stress I'm going to need to relax with a REEFer or two before we FINish. |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
I will catch up with you, as soon as I finish my hamburger, with lettuce, tomatoe and grunion. ... BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD ... |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Ive got my NETS out and my drag lines SETI. now to see if i can catch some puns. [/quote] Old James |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
With puns like that it is hard to keep an even KEEL. I'm really trying not to FLY off the handle. GAR! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Im just going to have to start lifting my BARBEL just to keep my head above the SURF. [/quote] Old James |
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