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Message 981687 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 16:43:52 UTC

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Message 981691 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 17:07:42 UTC

Hi James, Victor, Matt and Angela!

Sorry I missed the pun wars last night.
I do like a good WEDDING MARCH, or is it a good MARCH WEDDING.
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Message 981694 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 17:13:54 UTC
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At least no one was FROG MARCHed to the Wedding.

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Message 981735 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 18:25:04 UTC

Im pretty sure there have been more than a few SHOTGUN weddings though.
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Message 982188 - Posted: 21 Mar 2010, 18:03:58 UTC

Hockey Playoffs are coming up, that means the puck stops here.

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Message 982235 - Posted: 21 Mar 2010, 19:12:28 UTC - in response to Message 982188.  
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Hockey Playoffs are coming up, that means the puck stops here.

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GO BLACK HAWKS!!!!!!!!! YAHOOO!! lol

be like A hockey stick and get the puck out of here

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Message 982760 - Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 13:39:10 UTC

What do you call an old west bird that drops his doo on your head? A LOATHSOME DOVE.
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Message 982800 - Posted: 23 Mar 2010, 16:23:38 UTC

What if the wizard of OZZ was set in England during the middle ages. Would you have the wicked WENCH of the West?
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Message 984039 - Posted: 26 Mar 2010, 17:56:42 UTC

If the Royal Dutch/Shell group hired freebooters, Would that make them the Pirates of Pennzoil?

Any Ideas on a topic for tonight? I will be on later tonight, 9ish pm EDT.

But all are welcome to start without me.


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Message 984062 - Posted: 26 Mar 2010, 18:39:10 UTC - in response to Message 984039.  

If the Royal Dutch/Shell group hired freebooters, Would that make them the Pirates of Pennzoil?

Any Ideas on a topic for tonight? I will be on later tonight, 9ish pm EDT.

But all are welcome to start without me.


O sole o mia, I'll be waiting with baited breath, if I can catch it.
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Message 984077 - Posted: 26 Mar 2010, 20:07:40 UTC - in response to Message 984062.  


O sole o mia, I'll be waiting with baited breath, if I can catch it.



I don't mean to be too crabby, but did you type that on porpoise or was it just for the halibut?
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Message 984135 - Posted: 26 Mar 2010, 23:00:18 UTC - in response to Message 984077.  


O sole o mia, I'll be waiting with baited breath, if I can catch it.



I don't mean to be too crabby, but did you type that on porpoise or was it just for the halibut?

Did I flounder with that last barb? What say we have a whale of a good time, or should I tuna you out?

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Message 984160 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 0:03:42 UTC

Wow! It looks like tonight is going to be SALMON-ENCHANTED EVENING!!!
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Message 984174 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 0:42:28 UTC

Hi Angela! Good One. Are you fishing for compliments?
I otter finish my school work before I start to chum around with the word sharks in these here waters.
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Message 984180 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 0:49:31 UTC

Ok, I need time to TACKLE dinner anyway...
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Message 984194 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 1:18:55 UTC - in response to Message 984180.  

Ok, I need time to TACKLE dinner anyway...

Are you having peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches,
or something more alluring like Lobster Tetrazinni?
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Message 984204 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 1:29:16 UTC

Im glad to see the fishing has started without me. I need to fix some supper then ill soon have you all BLUBBERing for mercy.
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Message 984212 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 1:45:12 UTC - in response to Message 984206.  

Hmmmm....I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

Did you get a sockeye?
Or did the catfish get your tongue?
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Message 984214 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 1:49:27 UTC

Or did the catfish get your tongue?

Thats quite the BARB.
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Message 984226 - Posted: 27 Mar 2010, 2:09:30 UTC - in response to Message 984214.  

Or did the catfish get your tongue?

Thats quite the BARB.

Ah yes, I see I HARpunned something, It's the Moby Duck.
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