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![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10363 Credit: 93,402,574 RAC: 30,578 ![]() ![]() |
Good evening, Its friday night for the criminally bad punsters. Here is one that I heard on an old radio program called Fibber Magee and Molly. A wife askes her Husband to walk to the store in a raging rainstorm to buy a goose for supper. The man replys that its not fit to go outside for, Man nor Geese. ![]() Old James |
kittyman ![]() Volunteer tester ![]() Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 49661 Credit: 904,480,583 RAC: 189,289 ![]() ![]() |
So I says to my friend........ Take my wife........please......... Henny Youngman....wayyyyyyyyyyyyy before most of you time. Am I too late for the garbage?? My body may be here, but my mind is in a galaxy far, far away. Have made friends here. Most were cats. ![]() |
![]() ![]() Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester ![]() Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 12869 Credit: 25,038,776 RAC: 38,335 ![]() ![]() |
Sorry I missed the festivities tonight. We spent a pleasant, but busy, day with house guests. Mark, I'm sure that if you asked Lori what she thought of marriage she would say it has a nice RING to it. |
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Angela, How RICE that you are here. ![]() Old James |
![]() ![]() Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester ![]() Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 12869 Credit: 25,038,776 RAC: 38,335 ![]() ![]() |
Yeah, yeah... strike up the BAND. |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10363 Credit: 93,402,574 RAC: 30,578 ![]() ![]() |
Id say any girl who gets married, deserves the MAID of HONOUR. ![]() Old James |
![]() ![]() Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester ![]() Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 12869 Credit: 25,038,776 RAC: 38,335 ![]() ![]() |
I am just too tired tonight to get into a long pun ALTARcation... |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10363 Credit: 93,402,574 RAC: 30,578 ![]() ![]() |
So your going to THROW the bouquet in early. ![]() Old James |
![]() ![]() Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester ![]() Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 12869 Credit: 25,038,776 RAC: 38,335 ![]() ![]() |
Yes, I'm TOAST and I know from past experience that a long pun war can be a CHAMPAGNE in the... (don't think I can say that here.) |
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I hear that. So how dowry are you? qwerty yourself maybe? ![]() Old James |
![]() ![]() Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester ![]() Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 12869 Credit: 25,038,776 RAC: 38,335 ![]() ![]() |
Jim, your puns are like a wedding cake. They bring me to TIERS... |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10363 Credit: 93,402,574 RAC: 30,578 ![]() ![]() |
Ive seen some weddings wear the bride and groom eat there cake and wear it too. ![]() Old James |
![]() ![]() Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester ![]() Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 12869 Credit: 25,038,776 RAC: 38,335 ![]() ![]() |
Thank goodness Eric and I were not cake smashers! If he had tried that on me, he would not have gotten a good RECEPTION. |
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Thank goodness Eric and I were not cake smashers! If he had tried that on me, he would not have gotten a good RECEPTION. LOL the only ring he would have heard is that frying pan bouncing off his head. He'd be seeing a MOON from his HONEY. ![]() Old James |
![]() ![]() Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester ![]() Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 12869 Credit: 25,038,776 RAC: 38,335 ![]() ![]() |
Yes, such behavior would have given me a LICENSE to kill, and I wouldn't even care if there were WITNESSES! |
![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10363 Credit: 93,402,574 RAC: 30,578 ![]() ![]() |
would you have TIED the KNOT around his neck? ![]() Old James |
![]() ![]() Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester ![]() Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 12869 Credit: 25,038,776 RAC: 38,335 ![]() ![]() |
Perhaps... at the very least I'd have given him his WEDDING MARCHing orders! Well Jim, tonight's pun war really takes the CAKE, but since we have GUESTS right now, I really can't stay here at this WEDDING PARTY any longer. You will just have to BRIDE your time until I can return. About the only thing I will have time to do this weekend is MINISTER to our guests, and maybe GROOM our cats, but I promise to return next weekend. So without further CEREMONY, I say to you "goodnight punsters!!!" |
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Good night Angela. It was fun walking down the aisle with you tonight:) ![]() Old James |
![]() Volunteer tester ![]() Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0 ![]() |
A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. ![]() ![]() LETS BEGIN IN 2010 |
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Theres something about a wedding on a well manicured lawn that gets me all GRASSY-eyed. ![]() Old James |
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