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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6928 Credit: 21,744,754 RAC: 40,494	Message 981423 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 2:05:02 UTC
	Good evening, Its friday night for the criminally bad punsters. Here is one that I heard on an old radio program called Fibber Magee and Molly. A wife askes her Husband to walk to the store in a raging rainstorm to buy a goose for supper. The man replys that its not fit to go outside for, Man nor Geese. ____________
	ID: 981423 ·

msattler Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 36346 Credit: 433,238,301 RAC: 474,259	Message 981437 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 2:49:27 UTC
	So I says to my friend........ Take my wife........please......... Henny Youngman....wayyyyyyyyyyyyy before most of you time. Am I too late for the garbage?? ____________ In memory of my loving friend and companion, Squirrel. April 12, 1995 - November 12, 2013 18 years, 8 months of unconditional love.
	ID: 981437 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 8134 Credit: 1,182,476 RAC: 8,297	Message 981508 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 6:27:37 UTC
	Sorry I missed the festivities tonight. We spent a pleasant, but busy, day with house guests. Mark, I'm sure that if you asked Lori what she thought of marriage she would say it has a nice RING to it.
	ID: 981508 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6928 Credit: 21,744,754 RAC: 40,494	Message 981514 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 6:37:00 UTC
	Angela, How RICE that you are here. ____________
	ID: 981514 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 8134 Credit: 1,182,476 RAC: 8,297	Message 981515 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 6:41:32 UTC
	Yeah, yeah... strike up the BAND.
	ID: 981515 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6928 Credit: 21,744,754 RAC: 40,494	Message 981517 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 6:45:17 UTC
	Id say any girl who gets married, deserves the MAID of HONOUR. ____________
	ID: 981517 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 8134 Credit: 1,182,476 RAC: 8,297	Message 981520 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 6:47:23 UTC
	I am just too tired tonight to get into a long pun ALTARcation...
	ID: 981520 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6928 Credit: 21,744,754 RAC: 40,494	Message 981525 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 6:51:48 UTC
	So your going to THROW the bouquet in early. ____________
	ID: 981525 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 8134 Credit: 1,182,476 RAC: 8,297	Message 981527 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 6:54:09 UTC
	Yes, I'm TOAST and I know from past experience that a long pun war can be a CHAMPAGNE in the... (don't think I can say that here.)
	ID: 981527 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6928 Credit: 21,744,754 RAC: 40,494	Message 981529 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 7:00:20 UTC
	I hear that. So how dowry are you? qwerty yourself maybe? ____________
	ID: 981529 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 8134 Credit: 1,182,476 RAC: 8,297	Message 981531 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 7:03:24 UTC
	Jim, your puns are like a wedding cake. They bring me to TIERS...
	ID: 981531 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6928 Credit: 21,744,754 RAC: 40,494	Message 981532 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 7:05:27 UTC
	Ive seen some weddings wear the bride and groom eat there cake and wear it too. ____________
	ID: 981532 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 8134 Credit: 1,182,476 RAC: 8,297	Message 981533 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 7:07:17 UTC
	Thank goodness Eric and I were not cake smashers! If he had tried that on me, he would not have gotten a good RECEPTION.
	ID: 981533 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6928 Credit: 21,744,754 RAC: 40,494	Message 981535 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 7:13:16 UTC - in response to Message 981533. Last modified: 20 Mar 2010, 7:13:56 UTC
	Thank goodness Eric and I were not cake smashers! If he had tried that on me, he would not have gotten a good RECEPTION. LOL the only ring he would have heard is that frying pan bouncing off his head. He'd be seeing a MOON from his HONEY. ____________
	ID: 981535 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 8134 Credit: 1,182,476 RAC: 8,297	Message 981536 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 7:16:59 UTC
	Yes, such behavior would have given me a LICENSE to kill, and I wouldn't even care if there were WITNESSES!
	ID: 981536 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6928 Credit: 21,744,754 RAC: 40,494	Message 981537 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 7:18:46 UTC
	would you have TIED the KNOT around his neck? ____________
	ID: 981537 ·

Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 8134 Credit: 1,182,476 RAC: 8,297	Message 981539 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 7:28:04 UTC
	Perhaps... at the very least I'd have given him his WEDDING MARCHing orders! Well Jim, tonight's pun war really takes the CAKE, but since we have GUESTS right now, I really can't stay here at this WEDDING PARTY any longer. You will just have to BRIDE your time until I can return. About the only thing I will have time to do this weekend is MINISTER to our guests, and maybe GROOM our cats, but I promise to return next weekend. So without further CEREMONY, I say to you "goodnight punsters!!!"
	ID: 981539 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6928 Credit: 21,744,754 RAC: 40,494	Message 981540 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 7:31:32 UTC
	Good night Angela. It was fun walking down the aisle with you tonight:) ____________
	ID: 981540 ·

Matthew Love Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,102 RAC: 0	Message 981603 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 11:16:08 UTC
	A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. ____________ LETS BEGIN IN 2010
	ID: 981603 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 6928 Credit: 21,744,754 RAC: 40,494	Message 981685 - Posted: 20 Mar 2010, 16:35:01 UTC
	Theres something about a wedding on a well manicured lawn that gets me all GRASSY-eyed. ____________
	ID: 981685 ·

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