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Message 941582 - Posted: 20 Oct 2009, 16:17:12 UTC


Let´s see what you can do with this one!!


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Message 941583 - Posted: 20 Oct 2009, 16:20:51 UTC
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"... all tech support agents are busy with other callers. Your call is important to us. Please continue to wait."

Been waiting long for tech support?
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Message 941584 - Posted: 20 Oct 2009, 16:26:25 UTC



Caffine, Nicotine and Rock'n'Roll... a deadly combination.
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Message 941594 - Posted: 20 Oct 2009, 22:13:51 UTC - in response to Message 941582.  


Still grabs the paycheck every week.
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Message 941595 - Posted: 20 Oct 2009, 22:15:27 UTC - in response to Message 941582.  


Let me know when it has finished rebooting.
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Message 941596 - Posted: 20 Oct 2009, 22:17:10 UTC


Loud Speaker with Bill Gates voice: You will be allowed home when there are no more bugs ...
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Message 941605 - Posted: 20 Oct 2009, 22:41:17 UTC



"Wow...dialup sucks."


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Message 941613 - Posted: 20 Oct 2009, 23:19:05 UTC


A really, really dedicated office employee.
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Message 941626 - Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 1:30:30 UTC - in response to Message 941584.  



In this economy Bobs family just couldnt let him lay in peace.
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Message 941646 - Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 3:33:05 UTC



"Talk about working him to death....sheesh!"


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Message 941661 - Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 4:03:23 UTC
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He said He had a job that was to die for, But I didn't think He was taking It this far. :o
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Message 941664 - Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 4:07:31 UTC

This is my daytime job, I moonlight as a Zombie at night.
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Message 941668 - Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 4:14:18 UTC

Thank you for calling Initech, can you hold, Please?...

Thank you for calling Initech, can you hold, Please?...

Thank you for calling Initech, can you hold, Please?...


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Message 941720 - Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 11:22:12 UTC - in response to Message 941626.  



Yes there are downsizeing the company. How did you guess Im part of the skeleton force?
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Message 941746 - Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 14:43:25 UTC

He hadn't crunched since the classic days, didn't realize how long an AP would take on the old 386SX16 without a coprocessor!

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Message 941757 - Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 15:32:46 UTC - in response to Message 941746.  
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He hadn't crunched since the classic days, didn't realize how long an AP would take on the old 386SX16 without a coprocessor!

Probably weeks... One of these days an I7 will look like that 386SX16 with no coprocessor and by then WU will crunch so fast that . . .

Waiting to get a WU downloaded from S@H.

(In case that is too obscure, the next generation processors referred to will download a WU and crunch it before the TTL on the download has expired. With millions of such processors always waiting to get Work Units, the servers at S@H will be hard pressed to keep any backlog of Work Units ready to download, so a user will be lucky to get any WU downloaded before someone else's comp has grabbed it.)
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Message 941790 - Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 17:25:45 UTC

Someone took the "dress up for Halloween" day too literally...
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 941804 - Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 18:05:44 UTC


I've heard of paying cheaply for staff, But this takes the cake.
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Message 941819 - Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 20:35:39 UTC - in response to Message 941804.  

must be teh night shift... they only have a skelton crew.


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Message 941835 - Posted: 21 Oct 2009, 23:03:06 UTC

If I turn the stereo up loud enough, I can't hear the warnings about smoking cigarettes.


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