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Message 925810 - Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 14:24:31 UTC



Saw this one in Eagle River, WI this past weekend...car was from IL...
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Message 926154 - Posted: 15 Aug 2009, 0:39:47 UTC

An airplane mechanic (AME in Canada) who lives around the corner from me has one that says

"AMEs are just plane nuts"

Plus some from the dimly remembered 70s:

I brake for hallucinations

I brake for unicorns

I brake for UFOs

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Message 926169 - Posted: 15 Aug 2009, 3:02:45 UTC

If you're happy and you know it see a shrink.

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Message 926300 - Posted: 15 Aug 2009, 17:32:52 UTC

You - Off my planet.

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Message 926305 - Posted: 15 Aug 2009, 17:38:14 UTC

Someone stop the world. I want to get off.
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Message 926310 - Posted: 15 Aug 2009, 17:47:34 UTC

Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.


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Message 926315 - Posted: 15 Aug 2009, 17:53:13 UTC

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer

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Message 926371 - Posted: 15 Aug 2009, 22:11:54 UTC

Don't know if this was just a Canadian thing, or more wide spread. Back in the 80s a kid's car seat manufacturer included signs for bumpers and rear windows that read "Caution - Baby On Board" that the proud parents could hang on the car. This spawned a whole series of tasteless ripoffs. My favorites were

Caution - Oversexed Single Millionaire On Board
Caution - Mother-in-law In Trunk

and pay back for that one

Caution - Ex Husband In Trunk

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Message 926380 - Posted: 15 Aug 2009, 22:36:51 UTC - in response to Message 926371.  

Don't know if this was just a Canadian thing, or more wide spread. Back in the 80s a kid's car seat manufacturer included signs for bumpers and rear windows that read "Caution - Baby On Board" that the proud parents could hang on the car. This spawned a whole series of tasteless ripoffs. My favorites were

Caution - Oversexed Single Millionaire On Board
Caution - Mother-in-law In Trunk

and pay back for that one

Caution - Ex Husband In Trunk

It happened in the US as well.


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Message 926893 - Posted: 18 Aug 2009, 1:57:57 UTC

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.

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Message 926953 - Posted: 18 Aug 2009, 9:25:56 UTC - in response to Message 926893.  

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.


I like that one.



With each crime and every kindness we birth our future.
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Message 927027 - Posted: 18 Aug 2009, 23:23:30 UTC

I'm 33 1/3 RPM in an iPod world

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Message 927070 - Posted: 19 Aug 2009, 4:09:43 UTC

Saw a cute one today outside my workplace: "Honk if you hate noise."
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Message 927763 - Posted: 21 Aug 2009, 16:44:33 UTC

I'm so far behind, I thought I was first.

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Message 927863 - Posted: 21 Aug 2009, 23:35:22 UTC

Seen on the back of a Cement Truck
I might be slow - But I'm ahead of You
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Message 927899 - Posted: 22 Aug 2009, 2:34:01 UTC

If life gives you peanuts, make peanut butter

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Message 927918 - Posted: 22 Aug 2009, 4:13:40 UTC

Seen on the back of a pickup truck:

No, I will not help you move.
No, you cannot borrow my truck.


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Message 927920 - Posted: 22 Aug 2009, 4:19:53 UTC

You've heard of the "NoCal" and "SoCal" bumper stickers (for "Northern California" & "Southern California"); recently, I saw one here in AZ: it showed the outline of the state (AZ) with the state flag inside, and it said, "NOT Cal!"
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Message 928008 - Posted: 22 Aug 2009, 15:10:59 UTC

Seen in the mountains during ski season:

If god had meant Texans to ski, he would have given them a mountain.


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Message 928030 - Posted: 22 Aug 2009, 16:23:47 UTC

"Montana --- At least our cows are sane!"

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