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Message 924793 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 0:57:25 UTC


Heavily medicated for your safety

I'm the product of a secret government project

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

Squirrels: Nature's speed bumps.



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Message 924796 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 1:06:45 UTC

Scots on the rock.




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Message 924797 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 1:13:45 UTC

Driver carries no cash. He's married.



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Message 924799 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 1:19:40 UTC

Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I did a little shopping.



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Message 924816 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 3:02:19 UTC

It all depends on context.

Seen on a Rolls in downtown TO: My other car is a Rolls.

License plate on a divorce lawyer's Porsche, also in TO: Was His



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Message 924854 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 6:15:18 UTC

Ok I have to throw this in. Local Chiropractor drives a white cadi. Plate "Dr Cocaine"

That is his real name.

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Message 924857 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 6:23:07 UTC - in response to Message 924854.  

Ok I have to throw this in. Local Chiropractor drives a white cadi. Plate "Dr Cocaine"

That is his real name.


Remember this clip?

Cosmo as the Assman...
Cats.....what more does one need?

Have made friends in this life.
Most were cats.

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Message 924882 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 9:39:26 UTC

I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.



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Message 924896 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 12:40:30 UTC

Wisconsin Dairy Association Bumper Sticker

Welcome to Wisconsin, Come Sniff Our Dairy Air

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Message 924908 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 13:31:49 UTC

Visualize whirled peas

My other kid is an honor student

And if we're allowed to veer off to plates:

White Lincoln: 2th fixr

Yellow Storm: Calm B4

His and hers Packer fans: chead and chead2

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Message 924931 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 16:07:12 UTC

Sanity is back-ordered. Sarcasm is in unlimited supply.



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Message 925014 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 22:24:56 UTC
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saw this on a lifted up redneck trucks bumper

<---Passing.......Suicide--->


Signature space for rent. Spacious lot available immediately. Includes utilities. Inquire within.

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Message 925037 - Posted: 10 Aug 2009, 0:10:45 UTC - in response to Message 925014.  

saw this on a lifted up redneck trucks bumper

<---Passing.......Suicide--->

The version I saw was:

<--- Pass Side............Suicide --->


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Message 925038 - Posted: 10 Aug 2009, 0:11:24 UTC

One I really hate is:

"My kid can beat up your honor student."




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Message 925040 - Posted: 10 Aug 2009, 0:25:13 UTC

a plaque on the back of my first car 1953 Plymouth
DON'T LAUGH - YOU DAUGHTER MIGHT BE IN HERE!

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Message 925320 - Posted: 11 Aug 2009, 5:41:09 UTC - in response to Message 925040.  

Here's what I put on mine, angers alotta religious zealots at times though:

"Jesus Loves You. (But so does the priest...)"


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Message 925322 - Posted: 11 Aug 2009, 5:53:45 UTC

One of my favorites is:

Buckle up. It stops the aliens from sucking you out of your car!

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Message 925699 - Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 22:45:55 UTC

"While you were reading this, you went through a speed camera!"


Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge.

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Message 925781 - Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 7:42:03 UTC

Thanks to Van Halen there's bound to be an... OU812 of course I can't possibly imagine what they were on about;garlic, bad seafood, who knows. ;)


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Message 925805 - Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 13:53:36 UTC



I saw this one in GB, but didn't get a pic of it...almost got in an accident I was laughing so hard...


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