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Message 924793 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 0:57:25 UTC


Heavily medicated for your safety

I'm the product of a secret government project

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

Squirrels: Nature's speed bumps.

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Message 924796 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 1:06:45 UTC

Scots on the rock.
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Message 924797 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 1:13:45 UTC

Driver carries no cash. He's married.
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Message 924799 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 1:19:40 UTC

Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I did a little shopping.

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Message 924816 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 3:02:19 UTC

It all depends on context.

Seen on a Rolls in downtown TO: My other car is a Rolls.

License plate on a divorce lawyer's Porsche, also in TO: Was His
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Message 924854 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 6:15:18 UTC

Ok I have to throw this in. Local Chiropractor drives a white cadi. Plate "Dr Cocaine"

That is his real name.

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Message 924857 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 6:23:07 UTC - in response to Message 924854.

Ok I have to throw this in. Local Chiropractor drives a white cadi. Plate "Dr Cocaine"

That is his real name.


Remember this clip?

Cosmo as the Assman...
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Message 924882 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 9:39:26 UTC

I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.
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Message 924896 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 12:40:30 UTC

Wisconsin Dairy Association Bumper Sticker

Welcome to Wisconsin, Come Sniff Our Dairy Air

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Message 924908 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 13:31:49 UTC

Visualize whirled peas

My other kid is an honor student

And if we're allowed to veer off to plates:

White Lincoln: 2th fixr

Yellow Storm: Calm B4

His and hers Packer fans: chead and chead2

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Message 924931 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 16:07:12 UTC

Sanity is back-ordered. Sarcasm is in unlimited supply.
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Message 925014 - Posted: 9 Aug 2009, 22:24:56 UTC
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saw this on a lifted up redneck trucks bumper

<---Passing.......Suicide--->
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Signature space for rent. Spacious lot available immediately. Includes utilities. Inquire within.

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Message 925037 - Posted: 10 Aug 2009, 0:10:45 UTC - in response to Message 925014.

saw this on a lifted up redneck trucks bumper

<---Passing.......Suicide--->

The version I saw was:

<--- Pass Side............Suicide --->
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Message 925038 - Posted: 10 Aug 2009, 0:11:24 UTC

One I really hate is:

"My kid can beat up your honor student."
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Message 925040 - Posted: 10 Aug 2009, 0:25:13 UTC

a plaque on the back of my first car 1953 Plymouth
DON'T LAUGH - YOU DAUGHTER MIGHT BE IN HERE!

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Message 925320 - Posted: 11 Aug 2009, 5:41:09 UTC - in response to Message 925040.

Here's what I put on mine, angers alotta religious zealots at times though:

"Jesus Loves You. (But so does the priest...)"
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Message 925322 - Posted: 11 Aug 2009, 5:53:45 UTC

One of my favorites is:

Buckle up. It stops the aliens from sucking you out of your car!

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Message 925699 - Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 22:45:55 UTC

"While you were reading this, you went through a speed camera!"
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Message 925781 - Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 7:42:03 UTC

Thanks to Van Halen there's bound to be an... OU812 of course I can't possibly imagine what they were on about;garlic, bad seafood, who knows. ;)
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Message 925805 - Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 13:53:36 UTC



I saw this one in GB, but didn't get a pic of it...almost got in an accident I was laughing so hard...
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