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1mp0£173 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 8423 Credit: 356,897 RAC: 0	Message 923321 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 5:59:59 UTC One taco short of a combination plate. ID: 923321 ·
Scary Capitalist Send message Joined: 21 May 01 Posts: 7404 Credit: 97,085 RAC: 0	Message 923333 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 10:07:45 UTC Movie: Gran Torino ""...ever noticed that sometimes you run across a man you shouldn't have f***** with? " "Well, today...that's me~" Founder of BOINC team Objectivists. Oh the humanity! Rational people crunching data! I did NOT authorize this belly writing! ID: 923333 ·
Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 923339 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 11:18:09 UTC - in response to Message 923296.   A fool and his money are soon parted. A fool and his money are some party! ID: 923339 ·
Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31	Message 923369 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 16:15:55 UTC Spit in one Hand and Wish in the other and see which one fills up first. I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott (Mod-Ret.) ID: 923369 ·
Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0	Message 923375 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 16:37:34 UTC "One tree short of a hammock" ID: 923375 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 923383 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 17:04:59 UTC built like a brick outhouse. [/quote] Old James ID: 923383 ·
Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 923397 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 18:06:02 UTC - in response to Message 923383.   built like a brick outhouse. Blind as a bat ID: 923397 ·
Kai Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jun 09 Posts: 619 Credit: 15,732 RAC: 0	Message 923400 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 18:12:04 UTC As tipsy as a Weeble. "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein Vextor Homepage | Vextor Blog ID: 923400 ·
1mp0£173 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 8423 Credit: 356,897 RAC: 0	Message 923419 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 19:30:48 UTC Playing without face cards. ID: 923419 ·
Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0	Message 923424 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 19:45:55 UTC We will burn that bridge when we get to it. ID: 923424 ·
Westsail and *Pyxey* Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Jul 99 Posts: 338 Credit: 20,544,999 RAC: 0	Message 923438 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 20:54:00 UTC Last modified: 3 Aug 2009, 20:54:24 UTC early bird gets the worm.... but the second mouse gets the cheese! :D "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but rather, 'hmm... that's funny...'" -- Isaac Asimov ID: 923438 ·
Matthew Love Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0	Message 923544 - Posted: 4 Aug 2009, 9:35:21 UTC Always harder to keep murder secret than for egg to bounce on sidewalk. LETS BEGIN IN 2010 ID: 923544 ·
Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0	Message 923589 - Posted: 4 Aug 2009, 14:53:15 UTC Last modified: 4 Aug 2009, 14:53:44 UTC <- It is no skin off of my nose. ID: 923589 ·
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 923597 - Posted: 4 Aug 2009, 15:41:04 UTC That would tick off the good humor man. [/quote] Old James ID: 923597 ·
skildude Send message Joined: 4 Oct 00 Posts: 9541 Credit: 50,759,529 RAC: 60	Message 923600 - Posted: 4 Aug 2009, 16:05:22 UTC - in response to Message 921596.   nobody goes there anymore because its always so crowded In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Diogenes Of Sinope ID: 923600 ·
Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 923609 - Posted: 4 Aug 2009, 22:38:20 UTC - in response to Message 923589.   <- It is no skin off of my nose. Hanging on by the skin of your teeth. ID: 923609 ·
Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0	Message 923681 - Posted: 5 Aug 2009, 3:40:15 UTC - in response to Message 923609.   <- It is no skin off of my nose. Hanging on by the skin of your teeth. Not by the Hair of my Chiney-Chin-Chin! ID: 923681 ·
Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 923685 - Posted: 5 Aug 2009, 3:59:03 UTC Not the sharpest tool in the shed... Not the brightest bulb on the porch... Not the sharpest knife in the drawer... (variations on a theme) ID: 923685 ·
Rasputin Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 Jun 02 Posts: 1764 Credit: 6,132,221 RAC: 0	Message 923689 - Posted: 5 Aug 2009, 4:07:51 UTC If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer. ID: 923689 ·
Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 923692 - Posted: 5 Aug 2009, 4:33:19 UTC - in response to Message 923689.   If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer. When there's never enough time to do it right, there's always enough time to do it over. ID: 923692 ·

 
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