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 tullio Send message Joined: 9 Apr 04 Posts: 8797 Credit: 2,930,782 RAC: 1 
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Well, I still have an Olivetti typewriter Lettera 32, and a AT&T Olivetti UNIX PC, with 2.5 MB RAM, 40 MB disk. 5"1/4 floppy of 300 kB. It still works with UNIX System V and some GUI (not X11) and a 3 button mouse. Only app I have on it is LOGO from the Store! Tullio ID: 1350232 ·  |
Sirius B   Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 
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Air Fares to be charged by the kilo? In that case, I should be able to get a return to Australia for Ten Quid & a Five Quid return to the States..... :) ID: 1350435 · |
kittyman     Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 
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OMFG....... What WERE they thinking??? Ford had a better idea? "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster 
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Julie  Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 
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A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay." The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!" On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!" rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1350493 · |
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kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004
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LOL...another winner sent to me by my dear Dad. The paperless future. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster
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rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22190 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380 
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What goes 99-bonk? A centipede with a wooden leg Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1352221 · |
Michael Roberts  Send message Joined: 20 Aug 99 Posts: 2588 Credit: 791,775 RAC: 0 
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What goes 99-bonk? It's entirely OK to post that joke here. It is very comfortably out of copyright... ID: 1352248 · |
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rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22190 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380
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It was out of copyright when Arthur Askey told if for the first time.... Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1352258 · |
Bernie Vine  Send message Joined: 26 May 99 Posts: 9954 Credit: 103,452,613 RAC: 328
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Not wanting to have to post in the "feeling old" thread I will pretend I have no idea who Arthur Askey was!! ID: 1352259 · |
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rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22190 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380
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It is alleged that Arthur sold all his worst jokes to Ted Ray, but Ted then recycled them back to Arthur as old jokes in need of a good home. They were then left to the world at large, so we could all suffer them in silence. Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1352452 · |
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rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22190 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380
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They must have been some of Arthur's unpublishable ones.... Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1352475 · |
John McLeod VII  Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0
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Angela  Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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Uli  Send message Joined: 6 Feb 00 Posts: 10923 Credit: 5,996,015 RAC: 1
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LOL...another winner sent to me by my dear Dad. *2 Pluto will always be a planet to me.  Seti Ambassador Not to late to order an Anni Shirt ID: 1353172 · |
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kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004
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LOL...another winner sent to me by my dear Dad. Glad you liked that one, Angela. And all others as well. I, for one, live with a pocket full of paper trails to my thoughts and memories. I always wear a pocket 't' at work. Equipped with paper and pen. To write down such thoughts I might have at moments when I am less lucid than others. Paper works....... "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster
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Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7
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"Someone forgot to feed the meter..."  ID: 1358677 · |
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Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18
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Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7
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That would appear to be The Clerk's House, Shoreditch High Street, London, beside St Leonard's Church. So quick to point out one's mistakes....oops the role is now reversed! The pic is real...it was filming for a BBC comedy. Check before claiming fakes in future. ID: 1359519 · |
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Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7
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Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18
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