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Message 883403 - Posted: 8 Apr 2009, 14:52:27 UTC

JANIE!! how many times do I have to tell you that the salad fork goes an the far left the spoon goes on the right!!!
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Message 883457 - Posted: 8 Apr 2009, 18:14:02 UTC

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Message 883630 - Posted: 9 Apr 2009, 3:56:02 UTC - in response to Message 883457.

The extraterrestrials of Beta 5 arrive at their first news conference.
In spite of the obvious communication difficulties between our culture and theirs,
we believe they are trying to let us know that they are now willing to “serve” us…

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Message 883632 - Posted: 9 Apr 2009, 3:59:31 UTC

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Message 883640 - Posted: 9 Apr 2009, 5:15:47 UTC

What the fork???!!!????

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Message 883644 - Posted: 9 Apr 2009, 5:56:10 UTC

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Message 883701 - Posted: 9 Apr 2009, 14:40:50 UTC


Cue Jack the Knife, 'Does anyone know Jack's location? Hi Jack!
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Message 883730 - Posted: 9 Apr 2009, 17:51:57 UTC - in response to Message 883701.


Cue Jack the Knife, 'Does anyone know Jack's location? Hi Jack!


...shouldn't that be "Mack the Knife"?
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Message 883749 - Posted: 9 Apr 2009, 19:02:27 UTC - in response to Message 883730.


Cue Jack the Knife, 'Does anyone know Jack's location? Hi Jack!


...shouldn't that be "Mack the Knife"?

Well Hello to You too "El Holy Explodo". ;) Yeah sure, It should have been Mack, But Jack flows better in this instance, So I took a little literal liberty with the name in this case. :D Talk about about something and everybody's suddenly a critic.
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Message 883826 - Posted: 10 Apr 2009, 1:22:44 UTC - in response to Message 883230.

And the winner: klc53 with Self-serving little ankle-biters, aren't they?

Runner-up: THE Holy Hand Grenade! The cast of Fame goes on a hunger strike over "inappropriate costumes"!
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Message 883917 - Posted: 10 Apr 2009, 12:32:30 UTC



Thanks Misfit. Here you are, have at it.

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Message 883936 - Posted: 10 Apr 2009, 13:10:40 UTC



"Gee....umm..maybe the engine got flooded?"
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Message 883955 - Posted: 10 Apr 2009, 14:57:37 UTC

Cutbacks hit Disney... African Adventure has been replaced with Redneck Adventure.
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Message 883962 - Posted: 10 Apr 2009, 15:46:34 UTC

worrying about the wrong problem!
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Message 883963 - Posted: 10 Apr 2009, 15:51:01 UTC - in response to Message 883749.


Cue Jack the Knife, 'Does anyone know Jack's location? Hi Jack!


...shouldn't that be "Mack the Knife"?

Well Hello to You too "El Holy Explodo". ;) Yeah sure, It should have been Mack, But Jack flows better in this instance, So I took a little literal liberty with the name in this case. :D Talk about about something and everybody's suddenly a critic.


come on, SJ... you know that was written tongue in cheek...

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Message 883970 - Posted: 10 Apr 2009, 16:22:02 UTC - in response to Message 883963.


Cue Jack the Knife, 'Does anyone know Jack's location? Hi Jack!


...shouldn't that be "Mack the Knife"?

Well Hello to You too "El Holy Explodo". ;) Yeah sure, It should have been Mack, But Jack flows better in this instance, So I took a little literal liberty with the name in this case. :D Talk about about something and everybody's suddenly a critic.


come on, SJ... you know that was written tongue in cheek...

Sorry I didn't know that It was, But that's ok, So relax as No harm was meant. So was Mine. :)

Hand Grenade = Explodo or at least that's what they normally do(explode). LOL
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Message 883993 - Posted: 10 Apr 2009, 18:28:41 UTC - in response to Message 883917.





Yeah, sounds like the water pump again.
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Message 884064 - Posted: 10 Apr 2009, 21:58:16 UTC - in response to Message 883993.



Looks like it might be overheating. See all the water it spilled out?

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Message 884075 - Posted: 10 Apr 2009, 22:26:02 UTC

I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED when that mechanic said I needed new radiator hoses!
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Message 884084 - Posted: 10 Apr 2009, 22:55:58 UTC

The dealer said it would hydroplane. Boy was he wrong, it sank instead.
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