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kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Lucky I got Denny Crane to get me out of my last kerfluffle...... "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
This one is for Fuzzy.......she will understand...... I see this kitty as myself.... "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
champ Send message Joined: 12 Mar 03 Posts: 3642 Credit: 1,489,147 RAC: 0 |
OK, it is John Lennon. :-(((( Darn, i a growing old. |
Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0 |
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kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
OMG Richard......I have not seen that in ages...... Thank You........It is still true no matter what......... "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
I hate having to go to work....... "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
And always remember, kitty folks............. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
Cori Send message Joined: 7 Mar 02 Posts: 30 Credit: 38,445 RAC: 0 |
:-))))) Grrrrrrrrreetings from the Lazy Cat... |
Allie in Vancouver Send message Joined: 16 Mar 07 Posts: 3949 Credit: 1,604,668 RAC: 0 |
For Stacey Jane, where ever she may be. Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. Albert Einstein |
Mike Send message Joined: 17 Feb 01 Posts: 34255 Credit: 79,922,639 RAC: 80 |
Funny last night i was thinking of her. I was PMing with a brit. With each crime and every kindness we birth our future. |
Matthew Love Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0 |
Things Cats Should Remember Meow! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Screaming at the can of food will not make it open by itself. Leaping from the very top of the condo onto the curtain rod makes my human very annoyed with me. If I do it, I will get a time out, squirted with The Water Bottle Of Death and yelled at. If I'm trying to hide behind the window shade so no one will see me (and I'm all clever for hiding behind the window shade, ya know) I shouldn't let my tail hang down. I must perfect a death stare to give my human every time I am disturbed. If I vomit on the carpet after overeating yet again I must stand up and walk away without the slightest hint of a care. I should not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves. If I put a live mouse in my food bowl, I should not expect it to stay there until I get hungry. The guinea pig likes to sleep once in a while. I will not watch him constantly. If I bite the cactus, it will bite back. I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at nothing (especially right after my human has finished watching "The X-Files"). Television and computer screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail. No matter how dangly and attractive they are, my human's earrings are not cat toys. If I play 'dead cat on the stairs' while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, one of these days it will really come true. My human is capable of cooking bacon and eggs without my help. The cat food is already dead. I do not need to kill it by swatting bits of it all over the floor. I am a carnivore. Potted plants are not meat. I will never be able to walk on the ceiling, and staring up the wall and screaming at it will not bring it any closer. It is not a good idea to try to lap up the powdered creamer before it all dissolves in the boiling coffee. The goldfish likes living in water and should be allowed to remain in its bowl. If my human wants to share her sandwich with me, she will give me a piece. She will notice if I start eating it from the other end. I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. The large dog in the back yard has lived there for six years. I will not freak out every time I see it. If I must give a present to my human's overnight guests, my toy mouse is much more socially acceptable than a live cockroach, even if it isn't as tasty. Even though I hear voices in my head, I do not have to answer them LETS BEGIN IN 2010 |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
YOU ARE IN RARE FORM TODAY MATTHEW!!!.....THE TEARS....'STILL COMING DOWN MY FACE. I have a cat, (just put one down 'couple mos. ago, he was 18yrs old) so I can identify with all that is listed. |
Matthew Love Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0 |
YOU ARE IN RARE FORM TODAY MATTHEW!!!.....THE TEARS....'STILL COMING DOWN MY FACE. I have a cat, (just put one down 'couple mos. ago, he was 18yrs old) so I can identify with all that is listed. 18 years old WOW I did know cats lived that long! He/she was well taken care of :o) LETS BEGIN IN 2010 |
Matthew Love Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0 |
Two Different Points of View Dogs vs. Cats -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DOG DIARY 8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! CAT DIARY Day 983 of my captivity! My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. The sick bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies'. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He obviously has issues LETS BEGIN IN 2010 |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
YOU ARE IN RARE FORM TODAY MATTHEW!!!.....THE TEARS....'STILL COMING DOWN MY FACE. I have a cat, (just put one down 'couple mos. ago, he was 18yrs old) so I can identify with all that is listed. I do love my four-legged companions. His name was Smokey. I still have Baby, about 6 yrs old; two dogs, Kyla - female Akita/G. Shep, she's just shy 12yrs, and Raja, he is a pedigree Akita from champion bloodlines and he is still a pup at 20 mos. Oh, and a cockatil by the name of Sinbad, he's 18 yrs old. |
Matthew Love Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0 |
YOU ARE IN RARE FORM TODAY MATTHEW!!!.....THE TEARS....'STILL COMING DOWN MY FACE. I have a cat, (just put one down 'couple mos. ago, he was 18yrs old) so I can identify with all that is listed. Off the subject Do you remember the detective show Barreta? in that show he had A Cocktail named fred. LETS BEGIN IN 2010 |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
YOU ARE IN RARE FORM TODAY MATTHEW!!!.....THE TEARS....'STILL COMING DOWN MY FACE. I have a cat, (just put one down 'couple mos. ago, he was 18yrs old) so I can identify with all that is listed. I remember the show, but that was a Cockatoo, which is a large billed parrot; cockatils are medium sized 'hook bills'. I think the bird's name was Fred. |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
You know the old adage: A cat permits you to live with them. A dog will live anywhere you permit. |
klc53* Send message Joined: 14 Nov 07 Posts: 3052 Credit: 7,320,707 RAC: 0 |
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zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65736 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
YOU ARE IN RARE FORM TODAY MATTHEW!!!.....THE TEARS....'STILL COMING DOWN MY FACE. I have a cat, (just put one down 'couple mos. ago, he was 18yrs old) so I can identify with all that is listed. Fred was a Cockatoo, A cocktail last I looked is something one drinks and contains alcohol as an ingredient. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
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