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Message 872817 - Posted: 6 Mar 2009, 12:10:35 UTC

OK, it is John Lennon. :-((((


Darn, i a growing old.
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Message 872865 - Posted: 6 Mar 2009, 14:23:52 UTC


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Message 872959 - Posted: 6 Mar 2009, 17:42:59 UTC
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Message 873275 - Posted: 7 Mar 2009, 4:59:53 UTC



For Stacey Jane, where ever she may be.

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Message 873306 - Posted: 7 Mar 2009, 9:38:48 UTC - in response to Message 873275.



For Stacey Jane, where ever she may be.


Funny last night i was thinking of her.
I was PMing with a brit.

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Message 873885 - Posted: 8 Mar 2009, 23:08:40 UTC


Things Cats Should Remember
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Screaming at the can of food will not make it open by itself.

Leaping from the very top of the condo onto the curtain rod makes my human very annoyed with me. If I do it, I will get a time out, squirted with The Water Bottle Of Death and yelled at.

If I'm trying to hide behind the window shade so no one will see me (and I'm all clever for hiding behind the window shade, ya know) I shouldn't let my tail hang down.

I must perfect a death stare to give my human every time I am disturbed.

If I vomit on the carpet after overeating yet again I must stand up and walk away without the slightest hint of a care.

I should not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.

If I put a live mouse in my food bowl, I should not expect it to stay there until I get hungry.

The guinea pig likes to sleep once in a while. I will not watch him constantly.

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at nothing (especially right after my human has finished watching "The X-Files").

Television and computer screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.

No matter how dangly and attractive they are, my human's earrings are not cat toys.

If I play 'dead cat on the stairs' while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, one of these days it will really come true.

My human is capable of cooking bacon and eggs without my help.

The cat food is already dead. I do not need to kill it by swatting bits of it all over the floor.

I am a carnivore. Potted plants are not meat.

I will never be able to walk on the ceiling, and staring up the wall and screaming at it will not bring it any closer.

It is not a good idea to try to lap up the powdered creamer before it all dissolves in the boiling coffee.

The goldfish likes living in water and should be allowed to remain in its bowl.

If my human wants to share her sandwich with me, she will give me a piece. She will notice if I start eating it from the other end.

I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside.

The large dog in the back yard has lived there for six years. I will not freak out every time I see it.

If I must give a present to my human's overnight guests, my toy mouse is much more socially acceptable than a live cockroach, even if it isn't as tasty.

Even though I hear voices in my head, I do not have to answer them

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Message 873888 - Posted: 8 Mar 2009, 23:15:05 UTC

YOU ARE IN RARE FORM TODAY MATTHEW!!!.....THE TEARS....'STILL COMING DOWN MY FACE. I have a cat, (just put one down 'couple mos. ago, he was 18yrs old) so I can identify with all that is listed.

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Message 873890 - Posted: 8 Mar 2009, 23:17:25 UTC - in response to Message 873888.

YOU ARE IN RARE FORM TODAY MATTHEW!!!.....THE TEARS....'STILL COMING DOWN MY FACE. I have a cat, (just put one down 'couple mos. ago, he was 18yrs old) so I can identify with all that is listed.



18 years old WOW I did know cats lived that long! He/she was well taken care of :o)
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Message 873895 - Posted: 8 Mar 2009, 23:21:50 UTC

Two Different Points of View
Dogs vs. Cats

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DOG DIARY

8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity!
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. The sick bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies'. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He obviously has issues

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Message 873896 - Posted: 8 Mar 2009, 23:23:09 UTC - in response to Message 873890.

YOU ARE IN RARE FORM TODAY MATTHEW!!!.....THE TEARS....'STILL COMING DOWN MY FACE. I have a cat, (just put one down 'couple mos. ago, he was 18yrs old) so I can identify with all that is listed.



18 years old WOW I did know cats lived that long! He/she was well taken care of :o)


I do love my four-legged companions. His name was Smokey. I still have Baby, about 6 yrs old; two dogs, Kyla - female Akita/G. Shep, she's just shy 12yrs, and Raja, he is a pedigree Akita from champion bloodlines and he is still a pup at 20 mos. Oh, and a cockatil by the name of Sinbad, he's 18 yrs old.

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Message 873898 - Posted: 8 Mar 2009, 23:25:23 UTC - in response to Message 873896.

YOU ARE IN RARE FORM TODAY MATTHEW!!!.....THE TEARS....'STILL COMING DOWN MY FACE. I have a cat, (just put one down 'couple mos. ago, he was 18yrs old) so I can identify with all that is listed.



18 years old WOW I did know cats lived that long! He/she was well taken care of :o)


I do love my four-legged companions. His name was Smokey. I still have Baby, about 6 yrs old; two dogs, Kyla - female Akita/G. Shep, she's just shy 12yrs, and Raja, he is a pedigree Akita from champion bloodlines and he is still a pup at 20 mos. Oh, and a cockatil by the name of Sinbad, he's 18 yrs old.


Off the subject
Do you remember the detective show Barreta? in that show he had A Cocktail named fred.
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Message 873901 - Posted: 8 Mar 2009, 23:28:49 UTC - in response to Message 873898.

YOU ARE IN RARE FORM TODAY MATTHEW!!!.....THE TEARS....'STILL COMING DOWN MY FACE. I have a cat, (just put one down 'couple mos. ago, he was 18yrs old) so I can identify with all that is listed.



18 years old WOW I did know cats lived that long! He/she was well taken care of :o)


I do love my four-legged companions. His name was Smokey. I still have Baby, about 6 yrs old; two dogs, Kyla - female Akita/G. Shep, she's just shy 12yrs, and Raja, he is a pedigree Akita from champion bloodlines and he is still a pup at 20 mos. Oh, and a cockatil by the name of Sinbad, he's 18 yrs old.


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Do you remember the detective show Barreta? in that show he had A Cocktail named fred.


I remember the show, but that was a Cockatoo, which is a large billed parrot; cockatils are medium sized 'hook bills'. I think the bird's name was Fred.

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Message 873904 - Posted: 8 Mar 2009, 23:31:25 UTC

You know the old adage:

A cat permits you to live with them.

A dog will live anywhere you permit.

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Message 873915 - Posted: 8 Mar 2009, 23:45:12 UTC

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Message 873934 - Posted: 9 Mar 2009, 0:38:44 UTC - in response to Message 873898.

YOU ARE IN RARE FORM TODAY MATTHEW!!!.....THE TEARS....'STILL COMING DOWN MY FACE. I have a cat, (just put one down 'couple mos. ago, he was 18yrs old) so I can identify with all that is listed.



18 years old WOW I did know cats lived that long! He/she was well taken care of :o)


I do love my four-legged companions. His name was Smokey. I still have Baby, about 6 yrs old; two dogs, Kyla - female Akita/G. Shep, she's just shy 12yrs, and Raja, he is a pedigree Akita from champion bloodlines and he is still a pup at 20 mos. Oh, and a cockatail by the name of Sinbad, he's 18 yrs old.


Off the subject
Do you remember the detective show Baretta? in that show he had A Cocktail named Fred.

Fred was a Cockatoo, A cocktail last I looked is something one drinks and contains alcohol as an ingredient.
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