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Message 489902 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 2:29:19 UTC - in response to Message 489894.  

LMAO!!!!

Ok then....

Damn I hate when I miss a good joke....lol

That was a good one Susan. lol

yea thats why i spat my coffee out i just had this picture come into my head of a girl with legs like a chimp and a can of veet


LMAO!!! I need to buy some of that stuff for my friend Bucky. Dude has more hair on his back than I EVER had on my head...lmao

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Message 489906 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 2:31:44 UTC - in response to Message 489902.  

LMAO!!!!

Ok then....

Damn I hate when I miss a good joke....lol

That was a good one Susan. lol

yea thats why i spat my coffee out i just had this picture come into my head of a girl with legs like a chimp and a can of veet


LMAO!!! I need to buy some of that stuff for my friend Bucky. Dude has more hair on his back than I EVER had on my head...lmao

god thats soooo gross, that turns me off, feels like huggin a chimp
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Message 489928 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 2:54:42 UTC - in response to Message 489906.  

LMAO!!!!

Ok then....

Damn I hate when I miss a good joke....lol

That was a good one Susan. lol

yea thats why i spat my coffee out i just had this picture come into my head of a girl with legs like a chimp and a can of veet


LMAO!!! I need to buy some of that stuff for my friend Bucky. Dude has more hair on his back than I EVER had on my head...lmao

god thats soooo gross, that turns me off, feels like huggin a chimp


Well..a couple of years ago, my brother and I gave him a few bunches of frozen bananas for his birthday....:-)

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Message 489976 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 4:46:56 UTC - in response to Message 489906.  

LMAO!!!!

Ok then....

Damn I hate when I miss a good joke....lol

That was a good one Susan. lol

yea thats why i spat my coffee out i just had this picture come into my head of a girl with legs like a chimp and a can of veet


LMAO!!! I need to buy some of that stuff for my friend Bucky. Dude has more hair on his back than I EVER had on my head...lmao

god thats soooo gross, that turns me off, feels like huggin a chimp


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Message 489988 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 4:59:06 UTC

You wait till you get home from the Christmas party to have a couple of drinks.
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Message 489990 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 5:01:52 UTC - in response to Message 489989.  

You wait till you get home from the Christmas party to have a couple of drinks.

LOL How true!

It wasn't that long ago, I would throw all caution to the wind.
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Message 490228 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 13:20:45 UTC - in response to Message 489990.  

You wait till you get home from the Christmas party to have a couple of drinks.

LOL How true!

It wasn't that long ago, I would throw all caution to the wind.

Now I just Break Wind....
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Message 497208 - Posted: 4 Jan 2007, 13:22:39 UTC - in response to Message 497204.  

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You get sensible xmas presents like hankies and socks...

I got a shirt


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Message 497266 - Posted: 4 Jan 2007, 14:52:14 UTC - in response to Message 497262.  

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You get sensible xmas presents like hankies and socks...

I got a shirt


I DID get a bottle of ten year tawny port, and a chunk of stilton to go with it. It is the orange version of stilton, very odd taste but quite nice. Obviously pays to drop hints around my house!

I got a bottled of LBV and had to drop a few hints before a tawney turned up. So much nicer!


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Message 497333 - Posted: 4 Jan 2007, 16:49:13 UTC

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Men give up their seat - but only because you won't give them enough room when you sit down.
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Message 497348 - Posted: 4 Jan 2007, 17:04:16 UTC - in response to Message 497333.  

You know you're getting older when...
Men give up their seat - but only because you won't give them enough room when you sit down.

I always give up my seat to an older person, or a lady.

One day it'll be just to ladies since there won't be anyone older than me ;)


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Message 497355 - Posted: 4 Jan 2007, 17:10:09 UTC - in response to Message 497347.  
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You know you're getting older when...
Men give up their seat - but only because you won't give them enough room when you sit down.


Happy New year Susan.

There was this girl called Marge. When she sat down she spread ever so easily....



And to you Chris, Happy New Year.

Men give up their seat for you...
but only cos they're afraid your dentures might fall in their lap.

Oh, and by the way, the name Marge does sound a little coincidental.
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Message 497668 - Posted: 5 Jan 2007, 2:52:53 UTC

I haven't got dentures of my own.
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Message 497673 - Posted: 5 Jan 2007, 3:00:16 UTC - in response to Message 497668.  

I haven't got dentures of my own.

Lmao...Do you borrow some one elses?
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Message 497674 - Posted: 5 Jan 2007, 3:02:35 UTC

No.I don't need dentures.
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