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Message 427796 - Posted: 28 Sep 2006, 14:21:25 UTC - in response to Message 427785.  





He had found the edge of the earth. One more step and

he would end up in the Crap thread.....Snap!......

his safety harness cut in and he lurched away into....

the nearest bar and ordered a large.....

screwdriver to fix his...

Tail, which was hanging loose, due to...

A Ruptured Disk, he got from dangling....

his 'last conversation' as a particle of constraint, as iT

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was totally unnessary to the Task at hand he...

simply just 'ad to hit the Ctrl Alt Del Keys because

his computer had the Blue Screen of Death, caused by...

Because of a virus that gives computers the runs.....

and after some training won the New York marathon even though

It had no legs but used a..........

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Message 427823 - Posted: 28 Sep 2006, 15:22:00 UTC - in response to Message 427796.  





He had found the edge of the earth. One more step and

he would end up in the Crap thread.....Snap!......

his safety harness cut in and he lurched away into....

the nearest bar and ordered a large.....

screwdriver to fix his...

Tail, which was hanging loose, due to...

A Ruptured Disk, he got from dangling....

his 'last conversation' as a particle of constraint, as iT

(What the hell?)
was totally unnessary to the Task at hand he...

simply just 'ad to hit the Ctrl Alt Del Keys because

his computer had the Blue Screen of Death, caused by...

Because of a virus that gives computers the runs.....

and after some training won the New York marathon even though

It had no legs but used a..........

vacuum cleaner as a CPU cooler...
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Message 427824 - Posted: 28 Sep 2006, 15:24:12 UTC - in response to Message 427823.  





He had found the edge of the earth. One more step and

he would end up in the Crap thread.....Snap!......

his safety harness cut in and he lurched away into....

the nearest bar and ordered a large.....

screwdriver to fix his...

Tail, which was hanging loose, due to...

A Ruptured Disk, he got from dangling....

his 'last conversation' as a particle of constraint, as iT

(What the hell?)
was totally unnessary to the Task at hand he...

simply just 'ad to hit the Ctrl Alt Del Keys because

his computer had the Blue Screen of Death, caused by...

Because of a virus that gives computers the runs.....

and after some training won the New York marathon even though

It had no legs but used a..........

vacuum cleaner as a CPU cooler...

and a vibrant cabbage as a processor with...

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Message 427828 - Posted: 28 Sep 2006, 15:41:18 UTC - in response to Message 427824.  
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Age before beauty ;-)
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Message 427833 - Posted: 28 Sep 2006, 15:57:44 UTC - in response to Message 427828.  

Age before beauty ;-)

Ha aha haha ahah.... hmmmmm, how'd ya know? :)

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Message 427834 - Posted: 28 Sep 2006, 15:58:30 UTC - in response to Message 427829.  





He had found the edge of the earth. One more step and

he would end up in the Crap thread.....Snap!......

his safety harness cut in and he lurched away into....

the nearest bar and ordered a large.....

screwdriver to fix his...

Tail, which was hanging loose, due to...

A Ruptured Disk, he got from dangling....

his 'last conversation' as a particle of constraint, as iT

(What the hell?)
was totally unnessary to the Task at hand he...

simply just 'ad to hit the Ctrl Alt Del Keys because

his computer had the Blue Screen of Death, caused by...

Because of a virus that gives computers the runs.....

and after some training won the New York marathon even though

It had no legs but used a..........

vacuum cleaner as a CPU cooler...

and a vibrant cabbage as a processor with...

a couple of carrots thrown in for added backup.
But he made the mistake of switching the vacuum to suck instead of blow, which resulted in....

total mayhem and and a very good soup for ....

flaming balloons
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Message 427839 - Posted: 28 Sep 2006, 16:11:15 UTC - in response to Message 427834.  





He had found the edge of the earth. One more step and

he would end up in the Crap thread.....Snap!......

his safety harness cut in and he lurched away into....

the nearest bar and ordered a large.....

screwdriver to fix his...

Tail, which was hanging loose, due to...

A Ruptured Disk, he got from dangling....

his 'last conversation' as a particle of constraint, as iT

(What the hell?)
was totally unnessary to the Task at hand he...

simply just 'ad to hit the Ctrl Alt Del Keys because

his computer had the Blue Screen of Death, caused by...

Because of a virus that gives computers the runs.....

and after some training won the New York marathon even though

It had no legs but used a..........

vacuum cleaner as a CPU cooler...

and a vibrant cabbage as a processor with...

a couple of carrots thrown in for added backup.
But he made the mistake of switching the vacuum to suck instead of blow, which resulted in....

total mayhem and and a very good soup for ....

a few angry dwarfs residing in a nearby dollhouse...
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Message 427889 - Posted: 28 Sep 2006, 18:58:38 UTC - in response to Message 427839.  





He had found the edge of the earth. One more step and

he would end up in the Crap thread.....Snap!......

his safety harness cut in and he lurched away into....

the nearest bar and ordered a large.....

screwdriver to fix his...

Tail, which was hanging loose, due to...

A Ruptured Disk, he got from dangling....

his 'last conversation' as a particle of constraint, as iT

(What the hell?)
was totally unnessary to the Task at hand he...

simply just 'ad to hit the Ctrl Alt Del Keys because

his computer had the Blue Screen of Death, caused by...

Because of a virus that gives computers the runs.....

and after some training won the New York marathon even though

It had no legs but used a..........

vacuum cleaner as a CPU cooler...

and a vibrant cabbage as a processor with...

a couple of carrots thrown in for added backup.
But he made the mistake of switching the vacuum to suck instead of blow, which resulted in....

total mayhem and and a very good soup for ....

a few angry dwarfs residing in a nearby dollhouse...

which was tastefully decorated in parquet flooring nicely offset by...

flaming balloons
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