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Message 426445 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 1:12:59 UTC

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.....

Once upon a time....


there has been a place where...

You could go and contemplate the meaning of....

a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and....

beans which caused no flatulant after-effect...

makes you week in the knees, plus....


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Message 426447 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 1:17:56 UTC
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Message 426456 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 1:39:11 UTC - in response to Message 426453.  

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.....

Once upon a time....


there has been a place where...

You could go and contemplate the meaning of....

a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and....

beans which caused no flatulant after-effect...

makes you week in the knees, plus....





Martian muffin cakes...


serve with eggs or veggies...

derailed already
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Message 426460 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 1:45:42 UTC - in response to Message 426458.  

Where did you want the story to go? Curious.

Need sentences that string together..........
....Like this and maybe a direction........
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Message 426463 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 1:51:11 UTC - in response to Message 426461.  

Well, I wasn't full yet, needed my Martian cakes with eggs and veggies, then something was bound to happen...

Want to try again?
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Message 426465 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 1:53:08 UTC - in response to Message 426464.  
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[quote][quote][quote][quote]Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.....

Once upon a time....


there has been a place where...

You could go and contemplate the meaning of....

a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and....

beans which caused no flatulant after-effect...

makes you week in the knees, plus if you don't....

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Message 426470 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 2:13:44 UTC - in response to Message 426465.  

[quote][quote][quote][quote]Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.....

Once upon a time....


there has been a place where...

You could go and contemplate the meaning of....

a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and....

beans which caused no flatulant after-effect...

makes you week in the knees, plus if you don't....

Follow the proper leaders, You may find...

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Message 426628 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 13:17:07 UTC

Did somebody mention Martian muffins?? :)
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Message 426670 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 15:14:21 UTC - in response to Message 426445.  

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.....

Once upon a time....


there has been a place where...

You could go and contemplate the meaning of....

a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and....

beans which caused no flatulant after-effect...

makes you week in the knees, plus....



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Message 426777 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 21:13:48 UTC - in response to Message 426724.  

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.....

Once upon a time....


there has been a place where...

You could go and contemplate the meaning of....

a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and....

beans which caused no flatulant after-effect...

makes you week in the knees, plus....



gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places.

On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........
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Message 426787 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 21:38:07 UTC - in response to Message 426777.  
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Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.....

Once upon a time....

there has been a place where...

You could go and contemplate the meaning of....

a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and....

beans which caused no flatulant after-effect...

makes you week in the knees, plus....

gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places.

On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........

tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and...

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Message 426797 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 22:00:44 UTC - in response to Message 426787.  
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Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.....

Once upon a time....

there has been a place where...

You could go and contemplate the meaning of....

a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and....

beans which caused no flatulant after-effect...

makes you week in the knees, plus....

gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places.

On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........

tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and...

Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, Imeadiatly grabbed for the .....
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Message 426798 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 22:00:46 UTC - in response to Message 426787.  
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Message 426799 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 22:01:58 UTC - in response to Message 426798.  

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.....

Once upon a time....

there has been a place where...

You could go and contemplate the meaning of....

a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and....

beans which caused no flatulant after-effect...

makes you week in the knees, plus....

gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places.

On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........

tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and...


and proceeded to plant a great big 'kiss' on mi cheek, SUDDENLY, . . .

Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the .....
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Message 426802 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 22:04:06 UTC - in response to Message 426799.  

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.....

Once upon a time....

there has been a place where...

You could go and contemplate the meaning of....

a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and....

beans which caused no flatulant after-effect...

makes you week in the knees, plus....

gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places.

On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........

tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and...


and proceeded to plant a great big 'kiss' on mi cheek, SUDDENLY, . . .

Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the .....


fork - in my hand and
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Message 426807 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 22:26:28 UTC - in response to Message 426802.  
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Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.....

Once upon a time....

there has been a place where...

You could go and contemplate the meaning of....

a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and....

beans which caused no flatulant after-effect...

makes you week in the knees, plus....

gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places.

On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........

tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and...

and proceeded to plant a great big 'kiss' on mi cheek, SUDDENLY, . . .

Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the .....

fork - in my hand and

began to shell the peanuts when...


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Message 426808 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 22:28:25 UTC - in response to Message 426807.  

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.....

Once upon a time....

there has been a place where...

You could go and contemplate the meaning of....

a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and....

beans which caused no flatulant after-effect...

makes you week in the knees, plus....

gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places.

On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........

tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and...

and proceeded to plant a great big 'kiss' on mi cheek, SUDDENLY, . . .

Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the .....

fork - in my hand and

began to shell the peanuts when...

the dog pises the TV...
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Message 426809 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 22:29:37 UTC - in response to Message 426808.  
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Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.....

Once upon a time....

there has been a place where...

You could go and contemplate the meaning of....

a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and....

beans which caused no flatulant after-effect...

makes you week in the knees, plus....

gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places.

On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........

tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and...

and proceeded to plant a great big 'kiss' on mi cheek, SUDDENLY, . . .

Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the .....

fork - in my hand and

began to shell the peanuts when...

the dog pises the TV...

gets an electric shock and jumps out of the...

flaming balloons
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Message 426815 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 22:42:18 UTC - in response to Message 426809.  

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.....

Once upon a time....

there has been a place where...

You could go and contemplate the meaning of....

a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and....

beans which caused no flatulant after-effect...

makes you week in the knees, plus....

gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places.

On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........

tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and...

and proceeded to plant a great big 'kiss' on mi cheek, SUDDENLY, . . .

Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the .....

fork - in my hand and

began to shell the peanuts when...

the dog pises the TV...

gets an electric shock and jumps out of the...


window - which a neighbor had opened from outside to
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Message 426821 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 22:57:46 UTC - in response to Message 426815.  

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.....

Once upon a time....

there has been a place where...

You could go and contemplate the meaning of....

a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and....

beans which caused no flatulant after-effect...

makes you week in the knees, plus....

gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places.

On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........

tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and...

and proceeded to plant a great big 'kiss' on mi cheek, SUDDENLY, . . .

Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the .....

fork - in my hand and

began to shell the peanuts when...

the dog pises the TV...

gets an electric shock and jumps out of the...


window - which a neighbor had opened from outside to


jack the DVD player...
Scorpions - Wind Of Change
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