i've been thinking about all the wonderful, miraculous products available to us today...in offers sent to us by e-mail spammers...so i wrote a little ditty about it...

WE'LL LOVE ANYTHING


it's the latest thing
half an hour ago
it can do your taxes
make the good times roll
bring it on
we'll love anything

it was made for you
and your busy life
buy one for yourself
buy one for your wife
bring it on
we'll love anything

it's the cool device all the cool kids use
it can make you happy
it can quell your blues
it's the thing you need
for those honeydo's

it's the magic toy
for the things you do
if no one else will call
it will call you too
bring it on
we'll love anything

send your money now
credit card or check
allow six weeks
you'll have no regrets
bring it on
we'll love anything

it's the cool device all the cool kids use
it can make you happy
it can quell your blues
it's the thing you need
for those honey do's

1-1-06 D. B. MICHEL

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PROUD TO BE TFFE!

Dan, I liked your poem , I found also your profile very poetic .

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Dan, once pharaoh said to his son RamsesIII :"Be alone,make no friend and never trust a woman, neither a man".

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and yet for the last 22 years I always thought "Never say never again" was a James Bond movie.

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Once again Pharaoh told his son RamsesIII :"Be suspicious about the one who is the closest to you,the worst arrives often from this person,the one who pretends willing helping you, who put up and exposes beautiful, marvellous and laudatory slogans , who speaks with eloquence about the justice and human rights, who pretends being "friend" of Civilization , all of this is to deceive you, to dominate you and to steal your "Wealth"."

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Happy New Year Ariane, good to see you back.

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Another time Pharaoh said to his son RamsesIII : "Birth is the beginning of Death . Living life is an art, dying is an art too . Living life in its fullness is learning to die progressively. One who has learned the art of dying, would never be used or abused , and would deny for ever the servility and the bondage ."

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Demerius Poliorcetes seeing Stilpon escaped from the devastation of his town by fire,while he lost wife,children and property,the face totally serene and not afraid after this terrible disaster,asked him if he wasn't harmed or damaged.Stilpon replied : " No , thanks God there is nothing lost of mine". Here Antisthenes,the philosopher said pleasantly that human being should provide such munitions which fleet over the sea during the shipwreck and could escape with him from the ruin by swimming.

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i've been thinking about all the wonderful, miraculous products available to us today...in offers sent to us by e-mail spammers...so i wrote a little ditty about it...

WE'LL LOVE ANYTHING


it's the latest thing
half an hour ago
it can do your taxes
make the good times roll
bring it on
we'll love anything

it was made for you
and your busy life
buy one for yourself
buy one for your wife
bring it on
we'll love anything

it's the cool device all the cool kids use
it can make you happy
it can quell your blues
it's the thing you need
for those honeydo's

it's the magic toy
for the things you do
if no one else will call
it will call you too
bring it on
we'll love anything

send your money now
credit card or check
allow six weeks
you'll have no regrets
bring it on
we'll love anything

it's the cool device all the cool kids use
it can make you happy
it can quell your blues
it's the thing you need
for those honey do's

1-1-06 D. B. MICHEL

I started this thread to maybe give some of you a laugh...it is now being used for posts irrelevant to my original intent...i hereby abandon this thread.

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PROUD TO BE TFFE!

I'm sorry Dan !

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