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Message 217383 - Posted: 18 Dec 2005, 18:01:32 UTC
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A while back there was a "small fight" in the threads. I was just now surfing the net and came across this article about a fight back maybe in October. This is SO funny. I can laugh at myself sometimes ;-)

P.S. I DID NOT write this story. :)

Double Lynching in Cafe Seti. Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:19 AM ET

Can you believe it? REUTERS!! ;-)
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Message 217392 - Posted: 18 Dec 2005, 18:13:10 UTC

Good story and that about covers it.
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Message 217393 - Posted: 18 Dec 2005, 18:14:13 UTC - in response to Message 217392.  

Good story and that about covers it.


I am just curious...who worte it?? I think its quite funny to tell you the truth :)
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Message 217396 - Posted: 18 Dec 2005, 18:18:33 UTC

I doubt if they would tell you, but you could ask.
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Message 217398 - Posted: 18 Dec 2005, 18:21:08 UTC

excellent story :o)
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Message 217409 - Posted: 18 Dec 2005, 18:33:15 UTC

Hi Jason,

I guess I'm never going to hear the end of this one am I ;-)

Yes I wrote it. I was very upset about what happened to you and Simon at the time, so I wrote that as a way of trying to throw some humour on the events.

I'm glad you enjoyed it. :-)

Oh, and congratulations about being 'user of the day' and 'hottie of the day'.
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Message 217411 - Posted: 18 Dec 2005, 18:36:42 UTC - in response to Message 217409.  
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Hi Jason,

I guess I'm never going to hear the end of this one am I ;-)

Yes I wrote it. I was very upset about what happened to you and Simon at the time, so I wrote that as a way of trying to throw some humour on the events.

I'm glad you enjoyed it. :-)

Oh, and congratulations about being 'user of the day' and 'hottie of the day'.


Hottie of the day? Where do you see that? LoL I did not know I was hottie of the day...well Thanks for the honor!! :)

The article was great. I was totally amazed that it was even there. I was laughing so hard. BTW, what ever happened to misfit and that Vulcan guy?
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Message 217498 - Posted: 18 Dec 2005, 21:29:44 UTC - in response to Message 217411.  
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...what ever happened to misfit and that Vulcan guy?


Oh didn't you hear? I'm a 'Master Bully' so I managed to drive both of them off the boards. Now I can go around picking on who ever I want to and nobody can stop me!

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :-P
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Message 217505 - Posted: 18 Dec 2005, 21:35:04 UTC - in response to Message 217498.  

...what ever happened to misfit and that Vulcan guy?


Oh didn't you hear? I'm a 'Master Bully' so I managed to drive both of them off the boards. Now I can go around picking on who ever I want to and nobody can stop me!

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :-P


LoL...I guess if you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen :) Aww...you mean no more fights for REUTERS?? lol ;-)
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Message 217528 - Posted: 18 Dec 2005, 21:55:14 UTC

Es99,I really enjoyed your description of yourself. After looking at your picture, I would say it fits.
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Message 217550 - Posted: 18 Dec 2005, 22:35:01 UTC - in response to Message 217409.  

I guess I'm never going to hear the end of this one am I ;-)
It's the first time I hear about it... I agree with you that Es99 is a gorgeous blue eyed bombshell, but BOTD sleazy? No way! ;o)

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Message 217607 - Posted: 18 Dec 2005, 23:35:33 UTC - in response to Message 217498.  

...what ever happened to misfit and that Vulcan guy?


Oh didn't you hear? I'm a 'Master Bully' so I managed to drive both of them off the boards. Now I can go around picking on who ever I want to and nobody can stop me!

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :-P

[Dreamy Sigh] That would be nice...
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Message 217641 - Posted: 18 Dec 2005, 23:59:16 UTC - in response to Message 217498.  

...what ever happened to misfit and that Vulcan guy?


Oh didn't you hear? I'm a 'Master Bully' so I managed to drive both of them off the boards. Now I can go around picking on who ever I want to and nobody can stop me!

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :-P

Sorry Esme, you'll NEVER drive ME away.... Bah hahahahahahahaha....!!!! (-:< >:-)

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Message 217645 - Posted: 19 Dec 2005, 0:02:55 UTC - in response to Message 217641.  


Sorry Esme, you'll NEVER drive ME away.... Bah hahahahahahahaha....!!!! (-:< >:-)


But I destroyed you! How can this be?

NOOOOOOO
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Message 217651 - Posted: 19 Dec 2005, 0:07:17 UTC - in response to Message 217645.  


Sorry Esme, you'll NEVER drive ME away.... Bah hahahahahahahaha....!!!! (-:< >:-)


But I destroyed you! How can this be?

NOOOOOOO

How can you destroy something you cannot see? Bah hahahahahahaha....!!!! (-:< >:-)

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Message 217659 - Posted: 19 Dec 2005, 0:13:52 UTC

Esme? I must've missed something... Sure you don't mean smee?

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Message 217680 - Posted: 19 Dec 2005, 0:44:21 UTC - in response to Message 217651.  


Sorry Esme, you'll NEVER drive ME away.... Bah hahahahahahahaha....!!!! (-:< >:-)


But I destroyed you! How can this be?

NOOOOOOO

How can you destroy something you cannot see? Bah hahahahahahaha....!!!! (-:< >:-)


..by using my special Smee powers..again..and again..

Smee again.
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Message 217691 - Posted: 19 Dec 2005, 0:50:40 UTC

I may be wrong, but wasn't Captain Hook's "right hand man" (get it?) called Smee? He was played by Bob Hoskins in the Disney movie, if I recall it correctly.

But in norwegian his name was translated to "Smisk", which means a back-licker. Is that the meaning in english too? (My dictionary comes up with nil).

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Message 217698 - Posted: 19 Dec 2005, 0:57:03 UTC - in response to Message 217680.  


Sorry Esme, you'll NEVER drive ME away.... Bah hahahahahahahaha....!!!! (-:< >:-)


But I destroyed you! How can this be?

NOOOOOOO

How can you destroy something you cannot see? Bah hahahahahahaha....!!!! (-:< >:-)


..by using my special Smee powers..again..and again..

Smee again.

But, I'm still here, undestroyed [is that a word?]. There's no power in the universe that can destroy ME, none.... (-:< >:-)

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Message 217701 - Posted: 19 Dec 2005, 0:58:34 UTC - in response to Message 217691.  

I may be wrong, but wasn't Captain Hook's "right hand man" (get it?) called Smee? He was played by Bob Hoskins in the Disney movie, if I recall it correctly.

But in norwegian his name was translated to "Smisk", which means a back-licker. Is that the meaning in english too? (My dictionary comes up with nil).




"smisk" has no meaning here....Back Licker.....My dog is an Ass Licker but thats
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