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Message 125278 - Posted: 19 Jun 2005, 7:10:49 UTC

Snail Heads for the Daytona Tracks

There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went along to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, “Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail.”
The Snail was okay with this is so he entered the race. The race started and the snail's car was at the back...but suddenly he sped to the front, over-taking all the cars and won!!

As the spectators saw the Snail speed past them, they yelled “WOW! LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!”

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Message 125420 - Posted: 19 Jun 2005, 18:51:49 UTC

LMAO! The Gong Show.
Was I really that bad?
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Message 125432 - Posted: 19 Jun 2005, 19:40:57 UTC - in response to Message 125420.  

LMAO! The Gong Show.
Was I really that bad?




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Message 125433 - Posted: 19 Jun 2005, 19:41:57 UTC - in response to Message 125420.  

LMAO! The Gong Show.
Was I really that bad?


Yes!

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Message 125437 - Posted: 19 Jun 2005, 19:48:18 UTC
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Captain Avatar those graphics really mystify me. I make such a mess when I try.
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Message 125439 - Posted: 19 Jun 2005, 20:03:33 UTC

CR your profile scared the hell out of me. I almost fell out of my chair.
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Message 125449 - Posted: 19 Jun 2005, 20:42:41 UTC - in response to Message 125448.  
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CR your profile scared the hell out of me. I almost fell out of my chair.


Looks like Dogbytes has had a bad hair day...or is that good?



Keith Please don't give me any more Ideas I need a nap!
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Message 125493 - Posted: 20 Jun 2005, 0:19:33 UTC - in response to Message 125492.  

That's my alien cat, think he has a thing for fuzzy's cat, Bouncer Jupiter ;)

LOL! I think someone would have to break Fuzzy's Cat's glasses first. :-)
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Message 125567 - Posted: 20 Jun 2005, 4:39:21 UTC - in response to Message 125420.  

Was I really that bad?

[font='fixedsys,courier']Worse.[/font]
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