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dblEagle  Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 136 Credit: 45,641 RAC: 0 
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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff,†–Mariah Carey “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life,†–Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. 
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dblEagle Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 136 Credit: 45,641 RAC: 0
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“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,†–Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,†–Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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 Captain Avatar  Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0
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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff,†–Mariah Carey Mariah, we Admire you for your Body just the way it is. Not your Brains. And Of course no flies and death and stuff.... 
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dblEagle Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 136 Credit: 45,641 RAC: 0
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LOL! :)
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dblEagle Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 136 Credit: 45,641 RAC: 0
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I wouldn’t live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,†–Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. “I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president,†–Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. “That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it,†? A congressional candidate in Texas.
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Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0
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The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.
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Fabe  Send message Joined: 23 Nov 99 Posts: 79 Credit: 2,774,904 RAC: 0
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I wouldn’t live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,†–Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. I love that circular logic. “I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president,†–Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. A very telling comment “That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it,†? A congressional candidate in Texas. These are the people that get elected. 
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dblEagle Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 136 Credit: 45,641 RAC: 0
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“I don’t feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.†–John Wayne “Half this game is ninety percent mental.†–Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark “It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.â€â€“Al Gore, Vice President “We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?†–Lee Iacocca
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Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0
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Ummm... "It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -Dan Quayle http://www.some-guy.com/quotes/stupid.html
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dblEagle Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 136 Credit: 45,641 RAC: 0
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Ummm... LMAO!! They must have had the same speech writer.
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Fuzzy Hollynoodles  Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
"I would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." Oh, Keith, you and I must realize that we don't have the intellectual scope as a beauty contest participant! :-( "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me 
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dblEagle Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 136 Credit: 45,641 RAC: 0
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A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
I know... Wordbook???? ;-D "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me
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dblEagle Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 136 Credit: 45,641 RAC: 0
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LOL!! Looks like a winner.
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Dominique  Send message Joined: 3 Mar 05 Posts: 1628 Credit: 74,745 RAC: 0
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I once saw "PKZIP" in a files download area. The file was named "PKZIP.ZIP". - Mr. anon ID: 118326 · |
Jord  Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 15184 Credit: 4,362,181 RAC: 3 
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Reusable Condoms Ahem.. that today's people think it was latex forever, okay, but in the past they were reusable! Just wash them out and put them back in the drawer. ID: 118360 · |
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Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0
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Reusable Condoms Ageless. Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom Before?
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Astro  Send message Joined: 16 Apr 02 Posts: 8026 Credit: 600,015 RAC: 0 |
Reusable Condoms I have, and if you unroll it a bit further you get the manufacturers name, lot number, and size. ID: 118368 · |
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Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0
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Tony you spoiled it!
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Dominique Send message Joined: 3 Mar 05 Posts: 1628 Credit: 74,745 RAC: 0
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I once saw "PKZIP" in a files download area. The file was named "PKZIP.ZIP". Oh yeah. "PKUNZIP.ZIP" was there too. ID: 118414 · |
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