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Have you ever made up a word (or a really weird use of a "real" word)? Ready to be credited with the next "cool" or "PHAT"? Well here is your chance.
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Here's a couple of mine:

Douchebaggery- performing A*hole acts (usually while driving). PZ is guilty of douchebaggery

I've got to credit the next one to a former coworker

Prostitot- Young girls dressed like prostitutes. See your local Mall

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Still looking for something profound or inspirational to place here.

A thread specifically tailored to PZ. :)

EDIT: By that I mean he's sure to be here.

Not really, he just happened to make a good example for douchebaggery's use. I don't really have a problem with him, I just ignore his political rantings.

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Still looking for something profound or inspirational to place here.

CONVERSATE.. The act of having a conversation with someone.. In wide use throughout the Southern US.

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I'd rather speak my mind because it hurts too much to bite my tongue.

American Spirit BBQ Proudly Serving those that courageously defend freedom.

PROLLY = PROBABLY, shortened for online chat.

Anal Inattentive, shit just spews from their mouths without constraint, reason or facts.

CR, Have You have met my ex-wife?

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Deflicted

A word coined by Frank Zappa
Meaning gravely damaged

This one is a worthy of general usage...cc

PROLLY = PROBABLY, shortened for online chat.

Actually thats one that has found its way into my my drunken/relaxed conversations.

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Kolch - Crunching for the BOINC@Australia team since July 2004.
Search for your own intelligence...

Douchebaggery- performing A*hole acts (usually while driving). PZ is guilty of douchebaggery

" I don't have a problem with him....." "I just say he acts as an asshole...."

Cute, ghstwolf.... I don't have a problem with you either....... piss off.

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Douchebaggery- performing A*hole acts (usually while driving). PZ is guilty of douchebaggery

" I don't have a problem with him....." "I just say he acts as an asshole...."

Cute, ghstwolf.... I don't have a problem with you either....... piss off.

You conversatin' with another member of your fan club Paul????

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I'd rather speak my mind because it hurts too much to bite my tongue.

American Spirit BBQ Proudly Serving those that courageously defend freedom.

My friend wrote the word 'Angreous' in english the other day :D

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Douchebaggery- performing A*hole acts (usually while driving). PZ is guilty of douchebaggery

Is that a spinoff from carpetbagger?

Douchebaggery- performing A*hole acts (usually while driving). PZ is guilty of douchebaggery

Is that a spinoff from carpetbagger?

More like tomfoolery.

@ Paul Z- hey we're all assholes once in a while (I know I have my moments). You just seem to be the posterchild for it right now. It's not like I said you're always an asshole, just that recently you seem to have a big case of douchbaggery that you're working through.

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Still looking for something profound or inspirational to place here.

[font="fixedsys,courier"]<p align="center">Explicit content warning</p>Clusterfuck: n. cluster of computers which are programmed in brainfuck. See brainfuck.[/font]

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[font="fixedsys,courier"]<p align="center">Explicit content warning</p>Clusterfuck: n. cluster of computers which are programmed in brainfuck. See brainfuck.[/font]

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[font="fixedsys,courier"]I feel so sorry for Jim Davis...[/font]

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A few local slang terms from Western Pennsylvania aka "Pittsburghese":

• yunz - replacement for: "you all" - "Where are yunz going?"
  
• gumband - replacement for "rubber band"
  
• still - replacement for "steel"
  
• Hoopieland - replacement for "West Virginia"
  
• worsh - replacement for "wash"
  

There are hundreds of these regional terms in this area with several books out on how to decipher the native "Picksburgher" language and terminology.

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To truly explore, one must keep an open mind...

I come from stoke on trent in england and we have a really broad accent and dialect. Here are a few words/sentences from our dialect
from the website:http://www.stokeuncovered.co.uk/Dialect/

Some people say that the folk in Stoke talk funny, well I have lived in stoke all my life and I'm not laughing. For decades the people of Stoke have spoken with a bit of an accent and some words don't seem to look right, when written, even though they sound right. These days the people of Stoke try to talk right, but now and again we fall into the old ways using the slang words. Here I will try to educate you in the way some people still speak, just in case you happen to meet a Stokie some day: -

The first thing you ought to know, is that everybody in Stoke refers to everybody else as 'duck',

Woss want duck, meaning, what do you want love/dear/mate.

Ow at duck, meaning, how are you love/dear/mate.


Owrate lets gerron: -

A Bite - About (a bite tarm they gotst a job)

Afe Crine - Half a Crown (owd currency)

Arm - I am (Arm owrate Jack)

Ast - Have you (Ast exed abite fray tickets fer Stoke match)

Back Road - Toilet down the yard

Bagwesh - Laundrette

Bay Chum Spiders - Take one every four hours

Bill Joe Nice - Build your own house

Bow - Ball, most famous potteries saying, (cast kick a bow aggen a woe an yed it till thee bost it)

Brine Ringer - Burnt Sunday Dinner

Brock - Bost, (in need of repair)

Brock Dine - In season, like a bitch

Bun up - Constipated

Chase N Pittles - Cheese and Pickles

Check Eye top Rater - Check out operator in the supermarket

Cirtles - Circles (gooin rind in cirtles)

Croggin'in - Jumping the queue

Cyst Wren Low - Sister in Law

Dine - Down (wot goos up must cum dine)

Dowter - Daughter

Dust - Question, Do you? (whut dust thay do fer a livin?)

Elf A Laether - Fast

Far Laters - Something you start a fire with

Fate - Feet

Foe Bits - Disintegrate

Fost - First

Fow Staith - Dentures

Fun Tight - Found out

Gammy - Sore, Septic, Emitting pus

Gizzit - Hand it over

Gorrit - Got it

Goose Low - Work to Rule

Grace - Bacon Fat

Grain - Green

Grey Nice - Greenhouse

Grind - Ground

Gump Ada - What Fireworks are made owt of

Jed - Lifeless (dead)

Kedge - Get without payment. Borrow with no intention of returning

Ketch Up - Draw level with

Knocky Stay Thin - Inflict injury around the mouth

Kine Slice - Council House

Kneels - Nails

Lark - Similar to, resembling

Late - Ignite

Lick Russ Owes Oats - Sweets

Lobby - The Famous Potteries Stew- Beef, Potatoes, Carrots, Parsnips, Turnip, and anything else you want to put in, nothing edible is barred.

Lot Munce - Plot of Land

Males - Meals

Marn - It's marn not yours

Mate - Sold in Butchers shops

May Zulls - Measles

My Thaw Gun - Mouth organ

Nigh Fun Folk - Knife and Fork

Nowt Else In - The cupboard is bare

Oss Muck - Organic Fertilizer

Owe Rate - Alright

Packer Daft - Load of Rubbish

Peggy Knight - Dying, One Foot In The Grave

Pot Bonk - Place where they make Pottery

Puddleyedded - Daft

Rind Abite - Roundabout

Shot A Pink Un Ite - To Give Birth

Shy Tup - Raise Ones Voice

Silver Slaves - Nickname of a Small Boy who uses his Pullover Instead of his Handkerchief

Slow Trice - Abattoir

Snappin - Workman's Lunch

Sprites - Sprouts

Tack it - Remove, as in,"Thee cossner tack it with thee when thee goost"

Tater Waiter - Weak Soup

Thrashers - Work Shoes

Up Shars, Back O'Josses 'Knockin' Kneels in Dobby Osses - Mind your own Business, when asked where you have been

Wader Staff - Question as: - Wader Staff put thee Teyth in a Glass O Waiter ut nate Dad?

Wait - White

Woke - Walk

Woss - Not Better

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randomthoughts:
I glide upon the evening and dance upon the dawn with Sirius asmy guide and Canopus asmy friend

Some fear the dark but with friends like Orion,Cygnus and Andromeda one needs no fear

To me nature was mute, until i saw the stars

I come from stoke on trent in england and we have a really broad accent and dialect.

Regional dialects can be quite humorous. I love the accents and dialect from the various areas in Great Britain. From watching many British shows over the years and knowing a few people originally from the London area, I've gotten to the point I can understand most of what is said now but still come across some things that confuse me.

Where I'm from, I've naturally picked up my local dialect but had to work hard to lose most of it as a job I held for many years required contacting companies around the US as well as overseas and I needed to be understood.

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To truly explore, one must keep an open mind...

Made up words and different dialects are fine, but is there any of us here that are fluent in Klingon and brave enough to admit it?

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Kolch - Crunching for the BOINC@Australia team since July 2004.
Search for your own intelligence...