An informal little game we used to play when I worked nights was "most irritating song". Dig up the song you hated the most but couldn't get out of your head, the catchy commercial jingles, the kiddie songs, the pop culture nightmares. Post the lyrics here. If a song gets stuck in your head, come back to this thread and give it a -1. Vote negative, vote often!

Here's one the older folks here might recognize.

[Heat Miser]
I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

[Chorus]
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One

[Heat Miser]
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch

[Chorus]
He's too much!

[Heat Miser]
Thank you!
I never want to see a day
That's under sixty degrees
I'd rather have it eighty,
Ninety, one hundred degrees!
(spoken)
Oh, some like it hot, but I like it
REALLY hot! Hee hee!

[Chorus]
He's Mister Green Christmas
He's Mister Sun

[Heat Miser]
Sing it!

[Chorus]
He's Mister Heat Blister
He's Mister Hundred and One

[Heat Miser]
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

[Everybody]
Too Much!

Green acres is the place to be
Farm living is the life for me
Land spreading out,
so far and wide
Keep Manhattan,
just give me that countryside.




New York
is where I'd rather stay
I get allergic smelling hay
I just adore a penthouse view
Darling, I love you,
but give me Park Avenue.

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A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all

There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to ev'ryone
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

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It's a world of pain
And of deep distain
And it's ten times worse,
Oh God when it rains
The world is morass
And you all can kiss my ass
It's a small world after all, yea, yea :

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, stinking world

It's a world of pain
And of deep distain
And it's ten times worse,
Oh God when it rains
The world is morass
And you can all kiss my ass
It's a small world after all, yea, yea

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, stinking world

[b]Has your brain turned to mush yet?

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Bumped for the Speeker.

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Why thankyou DogBytes
tis a wonderous site
to see the words so tight
but to have such words of Rain
give my arse a pain
i'm sure your trying to drive
me INSANE........

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....or just byting me on my main!
The bordroom is hear so never fear
the Cafe Seti gang is Near!......

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> ....or just byting me on my main!
> The bordroom is hear so never fear
> the Cafe Seti gang is Near!......
>



So lets all cheer,
and sit down for a beer.....

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Does a website count?

If not, just keep singing:
This is the song that never ends
yes it goes on and on my friends

Repeat until 99 bottles of beer on the wall starts to sound good.

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Still looking for something profound or inspirational to place here.

<B>FROM NOW ON, I WILL POST IN ALL CAPS.

eXCEPT fOR tHE fIRST lETTER oF eVERY wORD.</B>

DID YOU SAY

tHe lEtter oF eVery wOrd eXcept fOr fIrst?

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Red Red Whhiiiiinnnnee

Why did you ask me to think of that song????

Now it's stuck in my head so bad that I think only TheSpeeker can remove it.
Aim true man. and make it quick!

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> Red Red Whhiiiiinnnnee
>
> Why did you ask me to think of that song????
>
> Now it's stuck in my head so bad that I think only TheSpeeker can remove it.
> Aim true man. and make it quick!



There ya go..........

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Sticks head up, ...looks around, ...and like the groundhog, sees winter is still lies heavy on this land.

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CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr - L L & P _\\//
Winders 11 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker
"Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath

May I recommend the "Use a really long username" technique?

> May I recommend the "Use a really long username" technique?
>
Works fine with me;-)

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Gruesse vom Saenger

For questions about Boinc look in the BOINC-Wiki

I come from Carolina, so pardon my drawl
I'm here to mention long grain rice to y'all
Serve it in a dozen ways. take my advise
For quality and nurishment- it's Carolina rice

There's three ways to fix rice
To make it worthwhile
Pressure-cooked, southern, or oriental style
It makes right fancy eatin'
The taste is sublime
Nothin's economical as Carolina rice

When this gets in my head I have to drink bourbon to make it stop...cc

There was a time I believed that 'science-fiction memory wipe' thing was just fiction.

I know better now. It's real. Sometimes permanent...

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Someone wanted irritation, well here's irritation...

A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all

There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to ev'ryone
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

May it ring in your ears...

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